I Have A Brilliant Plan For PAP To Recapture Hougang!

[Clone]

You retarded gay dog! :oIo:

Why go through so much hassle over one small parliamentary seat? Duh....

PAP IB CHIEF, time to strike 666 off your payroll!

The undeserved victory by WP's Png Eng Huat has really pissed me off :oIo:
Hence, I have devised a most brilliant plan for PAP to wrest back the control of Hougang from these WP infidels! My plan is simply brilliant and is sure to work!

My superb brilliant 5-point plan are as follows:

1. DEMOLISH all coffeeshops and neighbourhood mom and pop shops in Hougang, which have been used a front for WP's illegal assemblies of riff raffs! A new spanking new mall run by CapitalMall will be built make these shops obsolete as the case in many estates and sparkling clean food courts offering a wide array of deilcious local food and fast food will take over the role of the coffeeshops! These will put many Hougang treasonous peasants out of work and turn them into beggars, and this will make the PAP's carrot that is dangled to them ever more enticing!

2. The principals and staff of all the schools in and around Hougang needs to be fired and replaced by more competent and patriotic Singaporeans, preferably those with PAP affiliations! These schools have failed to properly educated the young in loving the nation. All tertiary students living in Hougang needs to go through re-education programs to teach them about of the importance of being patriotic to Singapore and its founding father Lee Kuan Yew!

3. More new citizens and foreign talents must live in Hougang as they are known to be moe patriotic to our country. As the old morons of Hougang dies off, these new patriotic citizens will take their place.

4. Tear down old Hougang HDB blocks which are not being upgraded and thereby posing a danger to their inhabtants. Build expensive condominiums and private properties as it is known that rich and educated people are more patriotic to the nation (Potong Pasir has proved this point).

5. All Hougang residents working for the public service, GLCs, companies run by patriotic Singaporeans like myself should be asked to state their political affiliations and undergo re-education programs if they are found to have been misled by the Opposition's brainwashing tactics!

 

[Sideswipe]

i suggest marital law on Hougang! the quickest, cheapest and most efficient way.

and all PAP constituents will receive $10K growth dividend.

 

[po2wq]

usually bro...but sometimes if horny then midday also we do ...

u both oso do midday
dog ...

 

[Logisex]

No need new plan. Just stick to this current plan since DC said he is still very 'encouraged' by the 2 plus percent increase in his votes. So if he can increase his votes by say 2.5% in each election, he should be able to take Hougang by the sixth election. That's only 30 man years and he's still young now

 

[chonburifc]

Wow! Excellent piece of article by the court jester, clinton666. But thought you said DC will win? Mean you can only be a clown to entertain all bros here.

 

[AhPuNeNe]

What a Brilliant proposal, which circus you belongs to?

 

[jw5]

i suggest marital law on Hougang! the quickest, cheapest and most efficient way.

What marital law? The law on marriage and divorce isit?
It's martial law lah..................

 

[jw5]

PAP IB CHIEF, time to strike 666 off your payroll!

I suspect u want to take his place in the payroll.......................

 

[PAPIBCHIEF]

I suspect u want to take his place in the payroll.......................

I have REPENTED.....

 

[Raiders]

I suspect u want to take his place in the payroll.......................

It's not a bad job.

1.At least 2 months guaranteed bonus.
2.Free fucking at any carpark, I mean parking.
3.Home based job(everyone's dream office)
4.Flexible timing(can go Geylang any time of the day)
5.Free monthly NTUC vouchers

I'm tempted to cross over as well
5.

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

It's not a bad job.

1.At least 2 months guaranteed bonus.
2.Free fucking at any carpark, I mean parking.
3.Home based job(everyone's dream office)
4.Flexible timing(can go Geylang any time of the day)
5.Free monthly NTUC vouchers

I'm tempted to cross over as well
5.

KNN! Nowadays you also answer in point form ah?

 

[Raiders]

KNN! Nowadays you also answer in point form ah?

Lazy to type leh. Nowadays see so many same topic threads, I also blur.

 

[jw5]

I have REPENTED.....

yes, can tell from your signature quote.

 

[jw5]

It's not a bad job.

But need to porlumpar and sometimes lick also, how?

 

[chonburifc]

I have REPENTED.....

Hehehehe. Return head is shore.

 

[erection2015]

clinton is unteachable......IQ too low. Easier to teach old retarded gay dogs new tricks than to teach him.

Arrange for a threesome, let Leong teach 666 a trick or two then.

 

[erection2015]

yes yes we also do with bro middaydog....guess what style he likes to do at midday ?

u both oso do midday
dog ...

 

[erection2015]

bro streetsmart leh.....that bro is highly influential......before i met him i never kena infracted. Now he always influence me to join him there.

KNN! Nowadays you also answer in point form ah?

Lazy to type leh. Nowadays see so many same topic threads, I also blur.

 

[singveld]

It is easier to round them up and shot them at dawn.

 

[clinton666]

Brilliant! Why not allow china FT mei meis to serve at the new food court? Their abundant bosums will cause the old folk heart attacks from sexcitement and reduce the number of WP supporters in the next GE

That's a brilliant idea, that will cause more Hougang residents to be jobless too and they will be reduced to begging for Shark's fin porridge!