wonderful jewish jokes

[i_am_belle]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.


Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.


What do you get when you cross a Jew and a Gypsy?
A chain of empty stores.


What's the definition of a queer Jew?
Someone who likes girls more than money.


Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Somebody dropped a quarter. <----- this one's really funny


What did the JEWISH Santa say during Christmas?
Anybody want to BUY any presents.....


How do you say "fuck you" in Jewish?
Trust me.


When does the Jewish male fetus become a person (according to religious custom)?
When it graduates from Law school.


How did they know Jesus was Jewish?
Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father's business, his mother thought he was God -- and he thought his mother was a virgin.


... come to think of it ... MIWs are very similar to these US Jews ... no wonder i hate both ...

 

[knightriderz]

Yeah anti semetic piece of dung...

 

[Papsmearer]

SOme of the best Jewish jokes were told to me by a Jewish person.

- What is the fastest thing on water?
Answer: 2 jews rowing across the Suez canal

- Who is the fastest person in the world?
answer: The Jew running across the Gaza Strip.

- How was the Grand Canyon formed?
Answer: by 2 jews fighting over a quarter they found on the ground.

 

[middaydog]

How did they know Jesus was black?
Because _

_ he called everyone " brother "

 

[wikiphile]

Why did the Jew want his own kid?
Cheap labor.

Why does the Jew hate his own reputation?
The truth hurts!

Why does a Jew pick his nose?
It's cheaper than using a tissue.

What time is bed time at the Jew's house?
When electricity is too expensive.


By the way, i am anti semitic

 

[eatshitndie]

why are jews circumcised?

because they don't have to clean their dicks everyday.

 

[Agoraphobic]

They had separate cheques at The Last Supper.