Which of the following statements do you think is the most seditious ?

[Equalisation]

1. Buddhar is considered as an hyperactive boy because he always jump over the wall.
2. The Lord sends his Son to the Earth as a punishment because, as a young boy he wets his pants.
3. Allahu is right handed because he has nothing left.
4. Old Man is in fact a Goat.

 

[xpo2015]

All except 4. Old man can mean anyone.

 

[Asterix]

5. The following speech is seditious, to wit the part about fixing the opposition. The speaker must be charged under the Sedition Act. There is no time limit to take action against criminals, I think it is called the Statute of Amputations or something like that.

His words have the following tendencies:

(a) to bring into hatred or contempt or to excite disaffection against the Government;

(b) to excite the citizens of Singapore or the residents in Singapore to attempt to procure in Singapore, the alteration, otherwise than by lawful means, of any matter as by law established;

(c) to bring into hatred or contempt or to excite disaffection against the administration of justice in Singapore;

(d) to raise discontent or disaffection amongst the citizens of Singapore or the residents in Singapore;

(e) to promote feelings of ill-will and hostility between different races or classes of the population of Singapore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedition_Act_(Singapore)

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