What will be news headline of old man death ...

[tanwahtiu]

... what do you think they will be?

To kick off ... " Tax payers save Chap Gor Cheng "

 

[kongsimi]

Singapore Lawmakers to Debate LKY Legacy

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/11/world/europe/british-lawmakers-margaret-thatcher-legacy.html?_r=0

 

[escher]

The YUM SENGs made by deliriously happy Singaporeans became a sonic tsunami heard all over the world.

and

GALLUP POLLS FOUND SINGAPOREANS TO BE THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH WHEN THEY HEARD LKY DIED AND SAW HIS CORPSE IN THE COFFIN

 

[HTOLAS]

LKY Death Announced: Grassroots Leaders Told to Prepare for His Resurrection.

LKY Stops Breathing: Resurrection Expected.
Changi Airport to be renamed.

 

[andyfisher]

harry mati shiok shiok, go buy 4d, eat, drink, smoke and be merry and wait for the skeletons to fall out of the closet.

 

[kryonlight]

The Stinky Times headline:

A Nation Mourns
Founding father of modern Stinkapore passed away peacefully yesterday. Istana opens tomorrow for condolences from the public.

 

[andyfisher]

fucker died, no public holiday, all still go work and screw the poor folks