我觉得秋香姐应该就是咖啡嫂, 妹妹你就是她身边的漂亮丫鬟。
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[Video] - This elderly man hasn't slept at all for the past 61 years!
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半夜大姨妈来了,下面满江红, 所以生气咯。
@musclepower 金姐生气了
Dear @musclepower , u jin relax today cause she is targeting johntan today
JohnTan could not satisfy her, it seems.
The woman paused and said: "You're right. To attract the good men, I must also market myself as a virtuous woman. I'll fabricate a list of good deeds that I have done and make those gongkias like you think I'm on par with philanthropists like Tan Kah Kee and Tan Lark Sye."
The man shook his head in disbelief and asked: "But at some point, there will be some smart ones who will not fall for your trickery. What if they ask you to prove your virginity?"
The story continues ...
The woman replied : "In that case, I will teach those smart alecks a lesson they will never forget. It's not easy, but I'm confident I can do it!"
The man asked: "But how ?"
"OK, since you're so curious. If they ask me to prove, then I will ask them to disprove. Not many people will understand the concept of the burden of proof. Of course I know if I say I'm a virgin I have the burden of proof. And you cb kia know I cannot prove because I fucked you everyday during our honeymoon. So to silence these bastards, I must first shift the burden of proof to them. I will ask them to show proof that I'm not a virgin. How can they prove that I'm not a virgin, right ?" the woman very 得意的奸笑。
The man replied: "You are right. If they do NOT believe you are a virgin, it's a question of Opinion; you want them to prove you are NOT a virgin, it's a question of Fact. How can a question of fact be proven by a question of opinion, right ?"
The woman replied: "Precisely ! But more importantly, if they bite the bait and get into any discussion about why I'm not a virgin, then I would have successfully derailed the entire discussion from my burden to prove I'm what I claimed - a virgin, to their burden to prove why I'm not a virgin."
The man was completely in awe and proclaimed in Cantonese: "I could see a chicken rising from the ashes and transforming into a Phoenix - from one floor to another floor and now I see every floor has a Phoenix!"
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The man shook his head in disbelief and asked: "But at some point, there will be some smart ones who will not fall for your trickery. What if they ask you to prove your virginity?"
The story continues ...
The woman replied : "In that case, I will teach those smart alecks a lesson they will never forget. It's not easy, but I'm confident I can do it!"
The man asked: "But how ?"
"OK, since you're so curious. If they ask me to prove, then I will ask them to disprove. Not many people will understand the concept of the burden of proof. Of course I know if I say I'm a virgin I have the burden of proof. And you cb kia know I cannot prove because I fucked you everyday during our honeymoon. So to silence these bastards, I must first shift the burden of proof to them. I will ask them to show proof that I'm not a virgin. How can they prove that I'm not a virgin, right ?" the woman very 得意的奸笑。
The man replied: "You are right. If they do NOT believe you are a virgin, it's a question of Opinion; you want them to prove you are NOT a virgin, it's a question of Fact. How can a question of fact be proven by a question of opinion, right ?"
The woman replied: "Precisely ! But more importantly, if they bite the bait and get into any discussion about why I'm not a virgin, then I would have successfully derailed the entire discussion from my burden to prove I'm what I claimed - a virgin, to their burden to prove why I'm not a virgin."
The man was completely in awe and proclaimed in Cantonese: "I could see a chicken rising from the ashes and transforming into a Phoenix - from one floor to another floor and now I see every floor has a Phoenix!"
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The woman replied: "Precisely ! But more importantly, if they bite the bait and get into any discussion about why I'm not a virgin, then I would have successfully derailed the entire discussion from my burden to prove I'm what I claimed - a virgin, to their burden to prove why I'm not a virgin."
The man was completely in awe and proclaimed in Cantonese: "I could see a chicken rising from the ashes and transforming into a Phoenix - from one floor to another floor and now I see every floor has a Phoenix!"
The story continues ...
The woman found the man's vision interesting and said: "Yeah, I've proven myself in my life I'm a Phoenix through and through. Your description is befitting of my character. But that reference to chicken leh?"
The man was awakened by that comment and murmured to himself: "Si liao ! Si liao ! 不可以得罪方丈." And he went to 自圆其说 : "Errrrrrr .... it means you started from a humble background, and then through your intelligence and perseverance, you were able to break away from the restrictions of a chicken coop to the sky is the limit mah."
The woman was quite satisfied with what was being said, and nodded in agreement.
The man then said to himself: "Heng ah ! Luckily I know she likes to be por !" Shall I por her further by composing a poem to glorify her? The man began to walk towards her, and on his seventh step he began to recite, uncontrollably :
衰雞也能 變鳳凰
如同母豬 跳彈簧
鳳凰依舊 臥大床
一樓一鳳 被操狂
Oh ... jibai jialat liao !
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The man was completely in awe and proclaimed in Cantonese: "I could see a chicken rising from the ashes and transforming into a Phoenix - from one floor to another floor and now I see every floor has a Phoenix!"
The story continues ...
The woman found the man's vision interesting and said: "Yeah, I've proven myself in my life I'm a Phoenix through and through. Your description is befitting of my character. But that reference to chicken leh?"
The man was awakened by that comment and murmured to himself: "Si liao ! Si liao ! 不可以得罪方丈." And he went to 自圆其说 : "Errrrrrr .... it means you started from a humble background, and then through your intelligence and perseverance, you were able to break away from the restrictions of a chicken coop to the sky is the limit mah."
The woman was quite satisfied with what was being said, and nodded in agreement.
The man then said to himself: "Heng ah ! Luckily I know she likes to be por !" Shall I por her further by composing a poem to glorify her? The man began to walk towards her, and on his seventh step he began to recite, uncontrollably :
衰雞也能 變鳳凰
如同母豬 跳彈簧
鳳凰依舊 臥大床
一樓一鳳 被操狂
Oh ... jibai jialat liao !
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楼上的先生，你也有讲金姐有的没的。所以金姐就天天骂你
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