BEHOLD,
I am the dreadful God Meng Seng.
I am king of kings, and lord of lords.
I existed before all Opposition in Singapore existed.
I will exist even after the Worker's Party, which is Singapore's most credible and distinguished Opposition party, joins the ranks of PAP as a shadow Government in Parliament, and is an equal unto the PAP.
Yea, I will exist even beyond the end of days.
Worship me and bow before me, for I can make all things come to pass.
Offer to me a portion of your bravest youths and some of your fairest maidens. For it is a great honour to be chosen for the knife and the altar fire, in worship of me, Meng Seng.
My enemies are many, and they know not their divinity. They trample on my divine name and despoil the lands of my people. Truly, they are great sinners.
But fortunately, my instruments are ever ready to do my bidding, and heed my call for war.
My beloved instruments are:
LEETAHBAR, the sharp-witted one, who never fails to speak the truth.
JI XIAO LAN, the incisive one, whose mandarin is worthy of great mention. Ji Xiao Lan has done me GREAT HONOUR by condemning my ancient enemy, Ng E-Jay.
This is what he had to say of the FUCKING ASSHOLE LOSER NG E-JAY:
要逞英雄，反变狗熊，真是得不偿失
Pay tribute to my instruments, O forummers, and pay obeisance unto them just as you pay obeisance unto me.
For I am the dread God Meng Seng, king of kings and lord of lords, and architect of WP's 43.9% margin in Aljunied GRC which I alone caused to be.
God Meng Seng
I am the dreadful God Meng Seng.
I am king of kings, and lord of lords.
I existed before all Opposition in Singapore existed.
I will exist even after the Worker's Party, which is Singapore's most credible and distinguished Opposition party, joins the ranks of PAP as a shadow Government in Parliament, and is an equal unto the PAP.
Yea, I will exist even beyond the end of days.
Worship me and bow before me, for I can make all things come to pass.
Offer to me a portion of your bravest youths and some of your fairest maidens. For it is a great honour to be chosen for the knife and the altar fire, in worship of me, Meng Seng.
My enemies are many, and they know not their divinity. They trample on my divine name and despoil the lands of my people. Truly, they are great sinners.
But fortunately, my instruments are ever ready to do my bidding, and heed my call for war.
My beloved instruments are:
LEETAHBAR, the sharp-witted one, who never fails to speak the truth.
JI XIAO LAN, the incisive one, whose mandarin is worthy of great mention. Ji Xiao Lan has done me GREAT HONOUR by condemning my ancient enemy, Ng E-Jay.
This is what he had to say of the FUCKING ASSHOLE LOSER NG E-JAY:
要逞英雄，反变狗熊，真是得不偿失
Pay tribute to my instruments, O forummers, and pay obeisance unto them just as you pay obeisance unto me.
For I am the dread God Meng Seng, king of kings and lord of lords, and architect of WP's 43.9% margin in Aljunied GRC which I alone caused to be.
God Meng Seng
