Top 5 things WKS should have learnt from the Mas Selamat fiasco:
5. Putting on a solemn face in public does not lessen your culpability.
4. Just because no one in Parliament asked you to resign does not mean you shouldn't.
3. Bragging that your ministry played a vital role in the re-capture of Mas Selamat when in fact it was the Malaysians who did the hard work does not make you look good. It only makes you look like a bloody hypocrite and a leech.
2. Singaporeans were not complacent. YOU WERE.
And the number 1 thing WKS should have learnt from the Mas Selamat fiasco:
1. Just because the PM did not sack you doesn't mean he cannot reassign you. National Security Secretariat? Yeah right, go stew in your new department. Everyone knows it is tantamount to a demotion and you deserve it.
Top 5 things Singaporeans should learn about the PRCs in singapore
1) THEY WILL VOTE FOR THE PAP, EVEN IF THE CANDIDATE IS A REAL PIG
2) THEY CAN BECOME SINGAPORE CITIZEN BY JUST WORKING IN SINGAPORE FOR 2 YEARS. (thus point 1)
3) THEY LIKE TO BUY HDB FLATS FOR INVESTMENT
4) THEY LOOK DOWN ON SINGAPOREANS, EVEN THE CHICKENS IN GEYLANG
5) THEY CAN DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY