They nailed him the wrong way. Let me educate them the right way as follows:
1. both hands stacked togther one palm on top of the other nailed by a single nail through both palms @ 14" above the top of his head on the verticle pole.
2. spread legs to extreme left and right sides respectively and nail each foot w a single nail onto the horizontal beam left and right, each foot at level near eye level height.
3. asshole will automatically open without the 2 men holding the legs. all men lined up infront to enjoy effortless sexual entertainment.