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The Three Last Wishes

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The Three Last Wishes of Alexander the Great:

Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way, he fell ill and it took him to his death bed. With death staring him in his face, Alexander realized how his conquests, his great army, his sharp sword and all his wealth were of no consequence. He now longed to reach home to see his mother's face and bid her his last adieu. But, he had to accept the fact that his sinking health would not permit him to reach his distant homeland. So, the mighty conqueror lay prostrate and pale, helplessly waiting to breathe his last.

He called his generals and said, "I will depart from this world soon, I have three wishes, please carry them out without fail."

With tears flowing down their cheeks, the generals agreed to abide by their king's last wishes.

1) "My first desire is that", said Alexander, "My physicians alone must" carry my coffin."

2) After a pause, he continued, "Secondly, I desire that when my coffin is being carried to the grave, the path leading to the graveyard be strewn with gold, silver and precious stones which I have collected in my treasury".

3) The king felt exhausted after saying this. He took a minute's rest and continued. "My third and last wish is that both my hands be kept dangling out of my coffin".

The people who had gathered there wondered at the king's strange wishes. But no one dared bring the question to their lips... Alexander's favourite general kissed his hand and pressed them to his heart.

"O king, we assure you that all your wishes will be fulfilled. But tell us why do you make such strange wishes?"

At this Alexander took a deep breath and said: “I would like the world to know of the three lessons I have just learnt. Lessons to be learnt from last 3 wishes of King Alexander...I want my physicians to carry my coffin because people should realize that no doctor on this earth can really cure anybody. They are powerless and cannot save a person from the clutches of death. So let not people take life for granted.

The second wish of strewing gold, silver and other riches on the path to the graveyard is to tell People that not even a fraction of gold will come with me. I spent all my life Greed of Power, earning riches but cannot take anything with me. Let people realize that it is a sheer waste of time to chase wealth.

About my third wish of having my hands dangling out of the coffin, I wish people to know that I came empty handed into this world and empty handed I go out of this world".

With these words, the king closed his eyes. Soon he let death conquer him and breathed his last. . . .

LESSONS TO LEARN:

Remember, your Health is in your own hands, look after it. Wealth is only meaningful if you can share and also enjoy while you are still alive, kicking & healthy. What you do for yourself dies with you. But what you do for others will live for ever.

Leave the Legacy behind.
 

Leongsam

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Since I'm going to die a miserable death, my aim, while I am still alive, is to make as many people as possible miserable too.
 

Wunderfool

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anyone knows his three last wishes?

1. Loong, take care of Singapore cos papa is leaving and cannot be around to help anymore.

2. Yang, take care of Fern cos papa is leaving and cannot ensure if you will able to do it

3. Ling , take care of yourself ... cos papa is leaving and cannot take care of you anymore
 
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krafty

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his 3 wishes are

1. chromed and improvised seatless bicycle

2. child porn on blu-ray DVDs

3. can someone think what else he need...? haha...lol..:biggrin::biggrin:


Since I'm going to die a miserable death, my aim, while I am still alive, is to make as many people as possible miserable too.
 

nunsbukkake

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1. Sue those fucking doctors for making me suffer unnecessarily for over a month keeping me alive by mechanical ventilation.

2. Lock up all the gold and money---make sure NO ONE gets their CPF back. Issue "shoot on sight" orders to SAF guarding the loot.

3. Dangle my cock and balls from the coffin so as to make it easier for my necrophiliac followers and fans to blow me, one last time, so that their lives will be fulfilled.
 

8868

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LESSONS TO LEARN:

Remember, your Health is in your own hands, look after it. Wealth is only meaningful if you can share and also enjoy while you are still alive, kicking & healthy. What you do for yourself dies with you. But what you do for others will live for ever.

Leave the Legacy behind.

Remember...........Nobody in the World is indispensable. There are many already in the Graveyard :biggrin: :eek:
 
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