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Thai fucktardness

tonychat

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Lamborghini Crash Survivor: Amulet Saved My Life

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CHONBURI: -- A CEO who crashed his 34 million-baht Lamborghini into several electric poles and survived without serious injury credited his luck to the amulet he was wearing.

The incident took place near Chonburi′s provincial transport hub on Sukhumvit Road.

Arriving at the scene, police found a crashed Lamborghini, license plate ณ-60xx, with its tires exploded, parked on the road after hitting into 2 electric poles and 2 trees.

Mr Somkiat Kruwongpaiboon, 45, was waiting for the police with minor injuries. He said he worked as a managing director at Asian Steel Bar Company.

Mr. Somkiat told police he was driving from Bangkok to attend his father′s funeral at a temple in Chonburi, which is 5 km from the accident site. He said it was raining heavily and he eventually lost the control of his car, spinning it several times before hitting roadside electric poles and trees.

He said he was wearing Great Garuda amulet, surrounded by tiny diamonds, at the time of the accident, which he believed contributed to his miraculous survival.
 

tonychat

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instead of taking note of the design and quality of the car, he go and talk about his heavenly gifted amulet.

so the lambo car needs to come with an amulet when selling the car in order to pass the human safety test 100% in Thailand...

This is 100% as we have an amulet attached in the important part of the car to confirmed human safety. when the amulet is power activated, it will glow and the car will fly over obstacle.. amazing..
 

bebo

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Re: Thai fucktardness

That is nothing new, the Thai mercenaries in Vietnam and VietCong have been fucktard since the Vietnam War believing amulets can stop bullets. If the amulets are soaked in oil lamp from the temple, they think it can prevent them from burning in naplam :eek:
 

looneytan

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This is 100% as we have an amulet attached in the important part of the car to confirmed human safety. when the amulet is power activated, it will glow and the car will fly over obstacle.. amazing..

you worship the Thais, don't you
 
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