SOS is Middle
1. Use 2-ply tissue
2. Surf sammyboy.com
3. Off the Aircon
4. Orders 1 meat, 1 egg and 1 veg
5. Applies for credit card for fuel discounts
6. Reads free AMDK news online
7. Masturbate to de-stress
8. Thinks that Palais Renaissance is a sex museum
9. Use previous-gen Iphone
10. Typical Instagram bio:
if you are looking for a bad guy, look no further. SOS is bad at everything