Story of two cows.

[samurai1110]

2009 is the YEAR OF THE COW for the Chinese....

Here' s funny take on "Got two cows "




TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
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You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.


AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.


A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.


A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.


A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.


A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
Both are mad.


AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch..


A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.


A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them..
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.


AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You worship them.


A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0..60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.


And last but not least,

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu.

 

[samurai1110]

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu.

Truth hurts ah?

 

[guavatree]

hehe ... the truth hurts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Truth hurts ah?

One cow-peh : leetarbah - unemployed parasite old fart faggot fake monk PAP dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee,

temple thief, swindler, fraudster, cheat, con-artist, liar, hypocrite, deceiver, all rolled into one!

One cow-bu : samurai1110 - unemployed parasite old fart faggot fake monk PAP dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee,

temple thief, swindler, fraudster, cheat, con-artist, liar, hypocrite, deceiver, all rolled into one!

 

[leetahbar]

wow! someone really gone bonker, delirious and berserk!! careful!! foamy pariah dog with rabies!!

 

[guavatree]

faggot BobDog = PAP dog = foamy dog with rabies!

wow! someone really gone bonker, delirious and berserk!! careful!! foamy pariah dog with rabies!!

unemployed parasite old fart faggot fake monk PAP dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee,

temple thief, swindler, fraudster, cheat, con-artist, liar, hypocrite, deceiver, all rolled into one!

faggot BobDog = PAP dog = foamy dog with rabies!

 

[samurai1110]

Guava Tree, a.k.a. Pak Kia Tree and now oso known as 'Cow Peh Cow Bu Tree".

 

[leetahbar]

Guava Tree, a.k.a. Pak Kia Tree and now oso known as 'Cow Peh Cow Bu Tree".

u r just too kind to describe that. he's a pervert and a stalker

 

[guavatree]

old faggot BobDog's long list of titles

u r just too kind to describe that. he's a pervert and a stalker

you're the unemployed parasite old fart faggot fake monk PAP dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee,

temple thief, swindler, fraudster, cheat, con-artist, liar, hypocrite, deceiver, all rolled into one!

 

[samurai1110]

This uncouth fella talks like a parrot ... maybe he is a bird not a tree. Bird Brain sh be what he sh be known as.

 

[guavatree]

old faggot BobDog got a cheebai for a mouth... LOL

This uncouth fella talks like a parrot ... maybe he is a bird not a tree. Bird Brain sh be what he sh be known as.

unemployed parasite old fart faggot fake monk PAP dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee,

temple thief, swindler, fraudster, cheat, con-artist, liar, hypocrite, deceiver, all rolled into one!

you got a cheebai for mouth and lanjiao for a brain ... LOL

 

[samurai1110]

This is the 'father' of all our little red dot's 'Cow Bei Cow Bu's'.

 

[leetahbar]

This is the 'father' of all our little red dot's 'Cow Bei Cow Bu's'.

cow peh cow bu...produce cow dung which is that joker lah! hahahaha...

 

[leetahbar]

cow poo cow pee

the products of cow peh cow bu

 

[LeeLaoPeh]

Re: cow poo cow pee

the products of cow peh cow bu

and you a accident

i should use condom 50 year ago

 

[samurai1110]

Use condom? Arse-hole like u probably do not know what is a condom!

 

[guavatree]

old faggot BobDog links

cow peh cow bu...produce cow dung which is that joker lah! hahahaha...

unemployed parasite old fart faggot fake monk PAP dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee,

temple thief, swindler, fraudster, cheat, con-artist, liar, hypocrite, deceiver, all rolled into one!

stealing temple money linking to father bashing both link to calling your mother LAU-CHEE-BYE

which further link to your cheating, conning, lying and hypocrisy!

 

[samurai1110]

Fricking parrot!

 

[guavatree]

lanjiao sucking old faggot BobDog with cheebai mouth!

Fricking parrot!

unemployed parasite old fart faggot fake monk PAP dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee,

temple thief, swindler, fraudster, cheat, con-artist, liar, hypocrite, deceiver, all rolled into one!

PAP lanjiaos sucking moron with a cheebai mouth ... LOL