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Socrates' 3 tests

erection2015

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In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely

lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher

came upon an acquaintance, who ran up to him excitedly

and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about

one of your students...?"

"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell

me, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called

the Test of Three."

"Test of Three?"

"That's correct," Socrates continued.

"Before you talk to me about my student let's take a

moment to test what you're going to say. The first

test is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what

you are about to tell me is true?"

"No," the man replied, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know

if it's true or not. Now let's try the second test,

the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me

about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me

something bad about him even though you're not certain

it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued, "You may still pass though because

there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you

want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"

"No, not really..."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell

me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell

it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed and said no more.

This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher

and held in such high esteem.

It also explains why Socrates never found out that

Plato was banging his wife.
 

Spock

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SG version is Cheaper, Better, Faster. You need to pass all three tests to be considered a suitable worker.
 

Marican

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Socrates could have been banging other philosopher's asses considering the fact that most of greek phiosophers were homos.
 

Tension68

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hmm.. call me a bummer.. but isn't the info of his student banging his wife.. or the info that his wife is cheating on him.. useful to Socrates??

err.. dun flame me for trying to emulate a true blue sinkie...
 

erection2015

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no worries bro...no flaming from me for sure.


hmm.. call me a bummer.. but isn't the info of his student banging his wife.. or the info that his wife is cheating on him.. useful to Socrates??

err.. dun flame me for trying to emulate a true blue sinkie...
 
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