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So young and yet so fat. How to pass NS ?

blackmondy

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Wtf. This fatty is so fat until he has to take up 2 seats.

Fat people like him are truly a nuisance to our society.
There's a good reason why our island is sinking. Too many obese fuckers stressing the land below our feet.
 

ChinaCommunistSG

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Scrooball (clone)

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Next to migration, now I'm moving on to guide the people I love to siam NS or/and reservist.

Many ways around the system but you've got to set it up very early.
lol what guide?

Just need to get a good doctor who will constantly give a good excuse note, drag this shit out until u are not liable for any of the NS shit.
 

Loofydralb

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lol what guide?

Just need to get a good doctor who will constantly give a good excuse note, drag this shit out until u are not liable for any of the NS shit.
That is one way. And within that medical circus, there are various ways you can navigate to get off the hook, using the least resources as possible.

The most drastic way to me would be going off and never come back. It's a shithole anyway and will be an even bigger pile of dung in the future. But within that method, there is still possibility of coming back especially if you got yourself citizenship of a tua kee country. Then they will not dare to do anything to you when you come back.
 

laksaboy

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As long as you are capable of doing this, you can pass and do NS.

NS is big money for the PAP regime, an incestuous mix between the military-industrial complex and cheap, exploitable labour.

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Scrooball (clone)

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That is one way. And within that medical circus, there are various ways you can navigate to get off the hook, using the least resources as possible.

The most drastic way to me would be going off and never come back. It's a shithole anyway and will be an even bigger pile of dung in the future. But within that method, there is still possibility of coming back especially if you got yourself citizenship of a tua kee country. Then they will not dare to do anything to you when you come back.
Aiya see how u wanna play the game right?

If you wanna be totally excused from NS (even clerical roles), u probably are a useless handicapped fuck or mentally ill. Either of which will render u probably unemployable.

On the other hand, getting excuses from all physical activities is an easy one. Now most doctors will struggle to give u a diagnosis to excuse u for years of no physical activities. What they can do is give u excuses for a few months at a time, send u for more checks and reviews and then eventually u time out and pass out from reservist when u are old.
 

eatshitndie

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fast food, fried food, sweet desserts, sugary drinks. mostly sexported by fat and unhealthy amerika franchise chains.
 
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