Shameful and Despicacle PAP Regime Awards of The Year

[gingerlyn]

Dear brothers and sisters,

how are you there? a very good morning to Singapore!

Let's give the awards below to our most efficient, richest MP / Ministers and PM and the most intelligent leaders in Singapore!!!


1) Nobel Prize In Economics
This is awarded to PM Lee Hsien Loong for his finding of the century that GST is good for the poor people!

2) Nobel Prize in Literature
This is awarded to Minister Teo Chee Hean for coining the words "What do you think" when facing with the difficult questions posed by Junior College Students.

3) Nobel Prize in Medicine
This is awarded to Minister Khaw Boon Wan for inventing the machine and procedure on heart operation and it only costs SGD8 dollars to have a heart bypass. Minister Khaw Boon Wan has saved many lives with his selfless invention.

4) Nobel Prize in Mathematics
This is awarded to Baey Yam Keng for discovering the formula that 3.2 plates of Nasi Padang is equvailent to 1 heart bypass operation (his boss Minister Khaw Boon Wan invented heart bypass procedure).

5) Adnan Saidi Courageous and Hero Award
This is awarded to Minister Teo Chee Hean for instructing his men to show maximum restraint when confronting with mobsters and their men lives were threatened by dangerous weapons

6) Indian Srinivasa Ramanujan Mathematican Award
This award is given to the most respectful Malay mathematician of the year Yaacob Ibrahim for his great contribution to Singapore flood as he discovered that actually flood occurs in Singapore once in 50 years.

7) Nobel Prize in Peace
This award is given to founding father for jailing Chia Thye Poh and Lim Chin Siong. Singapore was peaceful and no riot when Chia and Lim were jailed. After their release, Singapore was chaos and riot happened in Little India! we must jail Chia and Lim.


stay tuned for part 2

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

How about The Cockgate Healthy Teeth award to Mr Lim Shit Say for stealing toothpicks to ensure his oral hygiene is tip top?

 

[ryutanahgou]

No community service award for tin tin for clearing sanitary pads?

 

[Patriot]

How about an award for Environmental Green Movement to Ms Tin Pei Lin for her effort in hunting the tampon litterbug?

I wonder if she was successful in her quest? No follow-up report? Does that mean that she failed in her endeavour?

Or an award for Best Transport Facilitator to Liu Tuck Yew for agreeing to an impending increase in MRT fares even though the train breakdowns are so frequent.

 

[po2wq]

... Let's give the awards below ...

sum of dose events did not happen tis year ...

 

[halsey02]

No community service award for tin tin for clearing sanitary pads?

That is Girl Guide's Badge for "Recycling"..the GREEN badge, where Tampons picked up, are washed, sanitized & reuse, they will be distributed to poor constituents & that comes with another Badge ," Charity" that is BLUE RIBBON pin...Rin Tin Tin receiving the award, remarked " I do not know, what to say".

The Culinary Award goes to our DEAR PM, for his invention of a local specialty "Mee SIAM mai HUM".
The George Sorrows Award goes to his partner, for investment, BUY HIGH, SELL LOW.
The Baey Tahan Economic Meal of the year goes to...of course, Mr. Baey, where a $2.50 meal comes with Bandung of 50cts.
The Keep You Ceiling Clean Environment Gold Star Award goes to Vivien.

 

[Equalisation]

what about the award for the most crowded ambulance ?

 

[Kuailan]

Answers to Papaya Leegime:

Dear brothers and sisters,

how are you there? a very good morning to Singapore!

Let's give the awards below to our most efficient, richest MP / Ministers and PM and the most intelligent leaders in Singapore!!!


1) Nobel Prize In Economics
This is awarded to PM Lee Hsien Loong for his finding of the century that GST is good for the poor people!
Anwer: Worthless

2) Nobel Prize in Literature
This is awarded to Minister Teo Chee Hean for coining the words "What do you think" when facing with the difficult questions posed by Junior College Students.
Answer : Clueless

3) Nobel Prize in Medicine
This is awarded to Minister Khaw Boon Wan for inventing the machine and procedure on heart operation and it only costs SGD8 dollars to have a heart bypass. Minister Khaw Boon Wan has saved many lives with his selfless invention.
Answer: Hopeless

4) Nobel Prize in Mathematics
This is awarded to Baey Yam Keng for discovering the formula that 3.2 plates of Nasi Padang is equvailent to 1 heart bypass operation (his boss Minister Khaw Boon Wan invented heart bypass procedure).
Answer: Greediness

5) Adnan Saidi Courageous and Hero Award
This is awarded to Minister Teo Chee Hean for instructing his men to show maximum restraint when confronting with mobsters and their men lives were threatened by dangerous weapons
Answer: Useless

6) Indian Srinivasa Ramanujan Mathematican Award
This award is given to the most respectful Malay mathematician of the year Yaacob Ibrahim for his great contribution to Singapore flood as he discovered that actually flood occurs in Singapore once in 50 years.
Answer : Really Clueless

7) Nobel Prize in Peace
This award is given to founding father for jailing Chia Thye Poh and Lim Chin Siong. Singapore was peaceful and no riot when Chia and Lim were jailed. After their release, Singapore was chaos and riot happened in Little India! we must jail Chia and Lim.
Answer: Meaningless!

stay tuned for part 2[/QUOTE]

 

[streetsmart73]

hi there


1. ts, please include the following awards:

the daftest, the best clown of all clowns, the one that cries the hardest and the most fake.

 

[tonychat]

Answers to Papaya Leegime:

Dear brothers and sisters,

how are you there? a very good morning to Singapore!

Let's give the awards below to our most efficient, richest MP / Ministers and PM and the most intelligent leaders in Singapore!!!


1) Nobel Prize In Economics
This is awarded to PM Lee Hsien Loong for his finding of the century that GST is good for the poor people!
Anwer: Worthless

2) Nobel Prize in Literature
This is awarded to Minister Teo Chee Hean for coining the words "What do you think" when facing with the difficult questions posed by Junior College Students.
Answer : Clueless

3) Nobel Prize in Medicine
This is awarded to Minister Khaw Boon Wan for inventing the machine and procedure on heart operation and it only costs SGD8 dollars to have a heart bypass. Minister Khaw Boon Wan has saved many lives with his selfless invention.
Answer: Hopeless

4) Nobel Prize in Mathematics
This is awarded to Baey Yam Keng for discovering the formula that 3.2 plates of Nasi Padang is equvailent to 1 heart bypass operation (his boss Minister Khaw Boon Wan invented heart bypass procedure).
Answer: Greediness

5) Adnan Saidi Courageous and Hero Award
This is awarded to Minister Teo Chee Hean for instructing his men to show maximum restraint when confronting with mobsters and their men lives were threatened by dangerous weapons
Answer: Useless

6) Indian Srinivasa Ramanujan Mathematican Award
This award is given to the most respectful Malay mathematician of the year Yaacob Ibrahim for his great contribution to Singapore flood as he discovered that actually flood occurs in Singapore once in 50 years.
Answer : Really Clueless

7) Nobel Prize in Peace
This award is given to founding father for jailing Chia Thye Poh and Lim Chin Siong. Singapore was peaceful and no riot when Chia and Lim were jailed. After their release, Singapore was chaos and riot happened in Little India! we must jail Chia and Lim.
Answer: Meaningless!

stay tuned for part 2

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All the above bullshit will remain when sinkies remain ball-less

 

[escher]

I award the title of Grand Field Marshallissimo to Ah Loonie for his being a Grand Field Marshallissimo.

Ah Loonie can then award hissself the Victoria Cross made from platinum and crusted with 10 carat diamonds.
That VC not from some cheapo metal melted down from cannons that only the Queen of England can afford.
Victoria Cross from platinum and paid from money squeezed from sinkies very affordable and do not need the Queen of England to give
As for the diamonds, squeezed and hantam sinkies even more.
Increase the price paid on trains and buses
Increase the GST
Increase everything and squeeze until the pips squeaked and then squeeze even more

 

[gingerlyn]

hi there


1. ts, please include the following awards:

the daftest, the best clown of all clowns, the one that cries the hardest and the most fake.

8) Oscar Hollywood and Golden Horse Award
This is given to Lim Boon Heng ex Minister and Current Chairman of Temasek for crying out loud when PAP decided to build TWO casinos in Singapore.
He is crying all the way to his bank and withdrawing millions of dollars as ex Minister and current Chairman of Temasek.

 

[jw5]

How about The Cockgate Healthy Teeth award to Mr Lim Shit Say for stealing toothpicks to ensure his oral hygiene is tip top?

Aka Clown Extraordinaire.
Nabez, he wins it every year. :(

 

[escher]

Who among that lot is the mostest moral compass?
I know they all are scrapings from the bottom of barrel.
But surely one will be at the bottomest?

Who who who?

KeeChiu? as he smile the most and nod his head the most?

Or you got something else (sorli, cannot call someone as those are all things to me)