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sent a picture of my cock instead of resume

LITTLEREDDOT

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Dear Westin,

We received you job application with a photo of an interesting part of your anatomy. We also surf Sam's Alfresco Heaven. So we put one and one together and we know who you are.

I think it is not nice that the whole world knows how small your ku ku cheow is. Shall we negotiate? My starting price is $10,000.

Ms. Kam Lan Cheow
HR officer
 

Enforcer

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Why on earth would thread starter wants to take picture of his own cock? People usually take pictures if girls tits and pussies :rolleyes:
 

laksaboy

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Why on earth would thread starter wants to take picture of his own cock? People usually take pictures if girls tits and pussies :rolleyes:

That's nothing. Some guys take videos of themselves masturbating to the point of cumming, then upload those videos to the Internets.

I had the misfortune of seeing one, fooled into thinking it was just regular man-woman porn.
 

Enforcer

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That's nothing. Some guys take videos of themselves masturbating to the point of cumming, then upload those videos to the Internets.

I had the misfortune of seeing one, fooled into thinking it was just regular man-woman porn.

Having said that, most porn sites have been banned by MDA. Can't access any one of them now. Boring days.
 

laksaboy

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Having said that, most porn sites have been banned by MDA. Can't access any one of them now. Boring days.

Everything can be bypassed with a non-Singapore proxy server.

P.S: Fuck the MDA.

[video=youtube;nngYqmulLJI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nngYqmulLJI[/video]
 

Yingge

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Why on earth would thread starter wants to take picture of his own cock? People usually take pictures if girls tits and pussies :rolleyes:

The TS is a lady... The cock belong to her husband... So she feel that the cock belong to her... That is why she say my cock:biggrin:
 
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BlueBrother

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Applying to mass jobs on seek, im kind of out of it and getting lazy with my clicking.. next minute i realise i just sent a pic of my dick to an employer

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resume1 is the one i usually send.. the pics right above it are cock pics


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should i email an apology / explanation with my proper resume? or just pretend like it didnt happen


Maybe your resume may go to porn movie company and they call you for audition. You may be the 1st Singaporean Porn Star. Everybody sure jealous of you one. You send anything to LA or Tokyo ???
 

Sir_Fcuk

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Applying to mass jobs on seek, im kind of out of it and getting lazy with my clicking.. next minute i realise i just sent a pic of my dick to an employer

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resume1 is the one i usually send.. the pics right above it are cock pics


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All fake. These were sent MONTHS ago from the date stamp. Why should you only panic in 2013?!? Get an appointment in IMH next year lah.
 
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