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Ruler Loong says the latest Privy Council reshuffle is “particularly no brainer” as the three minions who stepped down are from his generation and “still have pensions, unlike stupid local peasants who have CPF”.
PEASANTPORE: The expectations, needs and aspirations of House of Lee remains unchanged - that is to maintain hold on political power while extracting economic rent from local stupid peasants. Ruler Loong said of the ongoing lackeys and minions musical chairs within the regime while paying tribute to the three minions who stepped down recently.
New lackeys and minions must pledge loyalty to the House of Lee, to exploit local peasants for rent, Ruler Loong said during the appreciation dinner for Yakult No-Brahim, Lim Suay Suay and Hairdo Lim Ah Kiang on Wednesday (May 30).
“Only then can the minions, lackeys and the peasants work together to create new possibilities for House of Lee,” he said.
The three former Privy Council Minions stepped down as the Minion for Propoganda and Lies, Peasantpower and Merchantile Trade, respectively, this May as part of a leadership renewal that has resulted in younger minions heading two-thirds of ministries.
Ruler Loong added that musical chairs for lackeys and minions has always been a key priority for the ruling House of Lee and, given most of the third generation minions – him included – are already derided as inept and incompetent, they must renew the team “while we still can fool 69% of the peasants”.
“We cannot wait until our generation runs out of steam before handing over the reins to the next generation,” he reiterated.
“CHANGES PARTICULARLY TRICKY”
On a personal note, Ruler Loong said making these changes is difficult for him as "I must avoid grooming a Anwar or Lee Teng Hui". In terms of minions' experience, they were losing “70 years of solid, blood sucking experience”, he added.
This latest round of changes is “particularly difficult” as the three former minions are renowned for their loyalty to despite knowing they are more capable than him.
He also pointed out that Yakult, Sway Suay and Hairdo Lim “are rich enough to retire” but they “volunteered to retire so that they can cavort with KTV whores” so the younger energetic minions can take over and pledge loyalty to House of Lee.
“Our duty is to look after the House of Lee well during our time in office; remember who signs your pay cheque, its neither Jesus nor Jane Austen,” Ruler Loong reminded everyone.
PAYING TRIBUTE
Ruler Loong also took the opportunity to point out the short cumming of the three former minions during the dinner.
Ruler Loong noted Yakult screwed up several ministerial portfolios and “made disinformation a new norm” to the lives of peasants.
In fact, he joined the Privy Council at a crucial time after the Sep 11 terrorist attacks and, as Minion-in-charge of Moslem Affairs, provided “crucial exhortation” for the Mat-Moslem community to sarpok House of Lee while his wife and children suspiciously retained Yankee citizenship.
He also pointed to the fact that during Yakult farewell lunch at MCI, he never apologise for signing off blinding the queer internet separation fiasco and zero progress for Smart Nation. “Even a fucking cheap Estonia overtook us in the race to be a Smart Nation and we must imagine Yakult was, paradoxically, a clever Mat,” Ruler Loong moaned with dismay.
As for Lim Sway Suay, the Ruler Loong said he had known him since their days in the Peasantpore Armed Forces. He had brought him into politics because of one important redeeming quality: “This idiot thinks he is Zorro, got queer ideas but he is very loyal to me and can be counted on to say and do stupid things without missing a heartbeat”.
太上皇 Lee Kuan Yew once wrote that Sway Suay got a knack to get aging union fat cats to do dirty dancing as he was “gifted with a forked tongue despite his hokkien accent”.
Pointing to the “vivid slogans” the former minion coined, including the gross “Upturn the downturn”, “Ang Moh Cheap, Nihons cheaper, Sinkees cheapest” and “Better, more better, lagi better”, Ruler Loong said these “hilly billy” slogans made Peasantpore the butt of jokes online.
In his tribute to Hairdo Lim Ah Kiang, the Ruler Loong said he knew him the longest - he was his body guard when he was studying in Cambridge 45 years ago.
Hairdo Lim had the gall to suggest women peasants forego one hairdo money for a cancer screening. Unfortunately the wheels of retribution grind slowly but surely, ironically his wife died of cancer in 2014. Despite his average performance during the SARS outbreak in 2003 as Health Minion, he could never solve Peasantpore's rent driven economy during the last 14 years while slogging in Ministry of Mercantile Trade.
“At least he knows how to depress our peasants' stipends and made the economy competitive to attract Ang Mohs and Nihon investors,” said Ruler Loong. “He famously implemented the 'Jobs for foreigners, NS for peasants policy."
He added that while Hairdo Lim is a “motor mouth who jinx his wife” – “perhaps the only part of him that is unusual for a lackey” - his point of view is always dollars and cents, useful when you are getting rent from peasants.
“That is why I always let him talk cock and that makes me look smarter."
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Ruler Loong says the latest Privy Council reshuffle is “particularly no brainer” as the three minions who stepped down are from his generation and “still have pensions, unlike stupid local peasants who have CPF”.
PEASANTPORE: The expectations, needs and aspirations of House of Lee remains unchanged - that is to maintain hold on political power while extracting economic rent from local stupid peasants. Ruler Loong said of the ongoing lackeys and minions musical chairs within the regime while paying tribute to the three minions who stepped down recently.
New lackeys and minions must pledge loyalty to the House of Lee, to exploit local peasants for rent, Ruler Loong said during the appreciation dinner for Yakult No-Brahim, Lim Suay Suay and Hairdo Lim Ah Kiang on Wednesday (May 30).
“Only then can the minions, lackeys and the peasants work together to create new possibilities for House of Lee,” he said.
The three former Privy Council Minions stepped down as the Minion for Propoganda and Lies, Peasantpower and Merchantile Trade, respectively, this May as part of a leadership renewal that has resulted in younger minions heading two-thirds of ministries.
Ruler Loong added that musical chairs for lackeys and minions has always been a key priority for the ruling House of Lee and, given most of the third generation minions – him included – are already derided as inept and incompetent, they must renew the team “while we still can fool 69% of the peasants”.
“We cannot wait until our generation runs out of steam before handing over the reins to the next generation,” he reiterated.
“CHANGES PARTICULARLY TRICKY”
On a personal note, Ruler Loong said making these changes is difficult for him as "I must avoid grooming a Anwar or Lee Teng Hui". In terms of minions' experience, they were losing “70 years of solid, blood sucking experience”, he added.
This latest round of changes is “particularly difficult” as the three former minions are renowned for their loyalty to despite knowing they are more capable than him.
He also pointed out that Yakult, Sway Suay and Hairdo Lim “are rich enough to retire” but they “volunteered to retire so that they can cavort with KTV whores” so the younger energetic minions can take over and pledge loyalty to House of Lee.
“Our duty is to look after the House of Lee well during our time in office; remember who signs your pay cheque, its neither Jesus nor Jane Austen,” Ruler Loong reminded everyone.
PAYING TRIBUTE
Ruler Loong also took the opportunity to point out the short cumming of the three former minions during the dinner.
Ruler Loong noted Yakult screwed up several ministerial portfolios and “made disinformation a new norm” to the lives of peasants.
In fact, he joined the Privy Council at a crucial time after the Sep 11 terrorist attacks and, as Minion-in-charge of Moslem Affairs, provided “crucial exhortation” for the Mat-Moslem community to sarpok House of Lee while his wife and children suspiciously retained Yankee citizenship.
He also pointed to the fact that during Yakult farewell lunch at MCI, he never apologise for signing off blinding the queer internet separation fiasco and zero progress for Smart Nation. “Even a fucking cheap Estonia overtook us in the race to be a Smart Nation and we must imagine Yakult was, paradoxically, a clever Mat,” Ruler Loong moaned with dismay.
As for Lim Sway Suay, the Ruler Loong said he had known him since their days in the Peasantpore Armed Forces. He had brought him into politics because of one important redeeming quality: “This idiot thinks he is Zorro, got queer ideas but he is very loyal to me and can be counted on to say and do stupid things without missing a heartbeat”.
太上皇 Lee Kuan Yew once wrote that Sway Suay got a knack to get aging union fat cats to do dirty dancing as he was “gifted with a forked tongue despite his hokkien accent”.
Pointing to the “vivid slogans” the former minion coined, including the gross “Upturn the downturn”, “Ang Moh Cheap, Nihons cheaper, Sinkees cheapest” and “Better, more better, lagi better”, Ruler Loong said these “hilly billy” slogans made Peasantpore the butt of jokes online.
In his tribute to Hairdo Lim Ah Kiang, the Ruler Loong said he knew him the longest - he was his body guard when he was studying in Cambridge 45 years ago.
Hairdo Lim had the gall to suggest women peasants forego one hairdo money for a cancer screening. Unfortunately the wheels of retribution grind slowly but surely, ironically his wife died of cancer in 2014. Despite his average performance during the SARS outbreak in 2003 as Health Minion, he could never solve Peasantpore's rent driven economy during the last 14 years while slogging in Ministry of Mercantile Trade.
“At least he knows how to depress our peasants' stipends and made the economy competitive to attract Ang Mohs and Nihon investors,” said Ruler Loong. “He famously implemented the 'Jobs for foreigners, NS for peasants policy."
He added that while Hairdo Lim is a “motor mouth who jinx his wife” – “perhaps the only part of him that is unusual for a lackey” - his point of view is always dollars and cents, useful when you are getting rent from peasants.
“That is why I always let him talk cock and that makes me look smarter."
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