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PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong weighed in on the debate over constructive politics, as he charted out the regime's agenda for the second half of its term in Imperial Court on Wednesday (May 28).
Politics in Peasantpore is about dynastic politics alone, because Familee lives and futures are at stake, not the peasants as they sorely and solely believed, he crowed. Rather, politics is about what the ruling familee stand for, what Ruler Loong believes in, and how cronies want to achieve their KPIs to make Ruler Loong happy.
He said it was "striking" how Tolerated Opposition Peasants' Representative Teochew Low's speech had no praises for regime's programmes: "Not even a fucking thank you for me showing them mercy in the annual town council audit, if in PRC, you think Teochew Low's big swinging dick can still erect meh?"
Constructive politics, said the ruler, can help Familee scale new heights, and the wrong politics will doom the Familee and country. He then outlined what he believed constructive politics to be.
First, developing effective policies for the following in the respective order, Familee, cronies, rich merchants, foreigners and lastly local peasants. This means defeating challenges to Familee's political power, creating opportunities for rich merchants and foreigners and forcing local peasants to make difficult trade-offs to improve their lives.
Second, putting forward Familee Royalists to lead. Ruler Loong said institutions are important, but equally critical are the Minions and pro-regime Peasants' Representatives, and those who aspire to be such.
Third, singing praises for Ruler Loong's decrees and convincing local peasants to tremble and obey them. Western style robust and open debate where proposals are scrutinized are discouraged as it may divide and polarized peasants. The best ideas for the Familee are gleaned and implemented with hesitation to potential price paid by local peasants e.g. 1970 Eugenics. Ruler Loong said he was "disappointed" that the Opposition did not follow the majority and sing praises of his decrees during the wayang opening session of the Imperial Court.
Scrutiny must extend beyond policies and personalities, he added. "Certainly if ever any dissenter representative, netizen or idiot bloggers were accused of making false and untruthful statements that make Familee or Ruler Loong, rest assure that the courts would get to the bottom of the matter and fine them handsomely, remembering that $5000 is merely peanuts to settle any suits," he said.
Fourth, maintaining high standards of integrity and honesty for all matters unless related to Familee affairs or Ruler Loong's decrees. Ruler Loong said this is the key differentiator between gutter politics in Peasantpore and in the decadent West and Autocratic PRC.
And finally, rallying peasants together around a common cause which is to glorify Familee using the old Catholic trick. Ruler Loong noted this is more of a challenge now as Peasantpore society via the Internet acquired reasoning skills by reading Jane Austen novels. As a result, they now understand the concept of fucking for love instead of duty and now use the same concept to challenge the regime while their parents kowtow to Oxley Road 5 times daily without any questions.
It is thus even more important to navigate this next phase of nation-building together, because if the local peasants, especially the Chinks ends up with factional politics that divide society, like their forefathers had done so in Imperial China, then "western politics would have failed Peasantpore", he said. It is akin to saying even despotism, should be adopted if it is a means to define his concept that nation building has succeeded.
Ruler Loong added the ruling People's Action Party has only grudgingly indulged in retail politics after Labour Party gave his rotting party 3 black eyes in three consecutively Erections. Before Labour's famous Aljunied victory, Ruler Loong and his cronies has always talked down to peasants, staged price hikes, jack up birdcage prices, confiscated their pensions, ignore their debt laden plight, deny old peasants affordable healthcare and favour foreigners over local peasants.
Ruler Loong said opposition parties, too, must uphold the same standards twice over. "Case in point: Indraneh R噢就阿克 on Monday pointed out the Labour has flip-flopped on foreign workers. Teochew Low say where got. Fuck ok, I say got means got, you know, I know, in Imperial Court, I say got means got, if Teochew Teo say 'where got', you think he can get away with it hah. Teochew Low act big and say if Indraneh wishes to have a full debate on that please file a motion. KNNCCB, Teochew Low, you got leopard's gall just because you win in Aljunied and think got peasants' support such that I can do nothing to you huh?
Low ah, do not forget the elite and military behind me. Anytime, we got problem during Erections, we can always follow Siam, stage a coup and my military Yes-Men will surely invite me to form the next regime, so Teochew Low, dun say I never warn you hor.
Citing the experiences of other countries like the Uncle Sam and Siam, Ruler Loong said many other basket case regimes have gotten in trouble because they have not master Chink style Legalist politics and ruthlessly crush dissenters using Legalists tricks, e.g. fining Roy till his balls drop using Qin Hui's '莫须有'.
"We must maintain Qin era Legalist politics in Peasantpore. Develop good laws to solve Familee's problems and subject the peasants to perpetual labour using debts. Encourage Familee Royalists to serve. Obey the Familee, obey my decrees, kowtow to Oxley Road......help Familee becum the Center of every peasants' universe, to secure Familee's future despite the price paid by local peasants ... follow Jane Austen or Teochew Low's ideas, you surely get hantam lor. see Ah Roy, he still become punching bag for me despite telling the truth and getting peasants' tacit silent support!
In autocracy, popular support counts for nothing, its the control of state power and military that gets you something and Familee has control of both despite Old Autocrat's impending date with Lord Yama," crowed Ruler Loong.
PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong weighed in on the debate over constructive politics, as he charted out the regime's agenda for the second half of its term in Imperial Court on Wednesday (May 28).
Politics in Peasantpore is about dynastic politics alone, because Familee lives and futures are at stake, not the peasants as they sorely and solely believed, he crowed. Rather, politics is about what the ruling familee stand for, what Ruler Loong believes in, and how cronies want to achieve their KPIs to make Ruler Loong happy.
He said it was "striking" how Tolerated Opposition Peasants' Representative Teochew Low's speech had no praises for regime's programmes: "Not even a fucking thank you for me showing them mercy in the annual town council audit, if in PRC, you think Teochew Low's big swinging dick can still erect meh?"
Constructive politics, said the ruler, can help Familee scale new heights, and the wrong politics will doom the Familee and country. He then outlined what he believed constructive politics to be.
First, developing effective policies for the following in the respective order, Familee, cronies, rich merchants, foreigners and lastly local peasants. This means defeating challenges to Familee's political power, creating opportunities for rich merchants and foreigners and forcing local peasants to make difficult trade-offs to improve their lives.
Second, putting forward Familee Royalists to lead. Ruler Loong said institutions are important, but equally critical are the Minions and pro-regime Peasants' Representatives, and those who aspire to be such.
Third, singing praises for Ruler Loong's decrees and convincing local peasants to tremble and obey them. Western style robust and open debate where proposals are scrutinized are discouraged as it may divide and polarized peasants. The best ideas for the Familee are gleaned and implemented with hesitation to potential price paid by local peasants e.g. 1970 Eugenics. Ruler Loong said he was "disappointed" that the Opposition did not follow the majority and sing praises of his decrees during the wayang opening session of the Imperial Court.
Scrutiny must extend beyond policies and personalities, he added. "Certainly if ever any dissenter representative, netizen or idiot bloggers were accused of making false and untruthful statements that make Familee or Ruler Loong, rest assure that the courts would get to the bottom of the matter and fine them handsomely, remembering that $5000 is merely peanuts to settle any suits," he said.
Fourth, maintaining high standards of integrity and honesty for all matters unless related to Familee affairs or Ruler Loong's decrees. Ruler Loong said this is the key differentiator between gutter politics in Peasantpore and in the decadent West and Autocratic PRC.
And finally, rallying peasants together around a common cause which is to glorify Familee using the old Catholic trick. Ruler Loong noted this is more of a challenge now as Peasantpore society via the Internet acquired reasoning skills by reading Jane Austen novels. As a result, they now understand the concept of fucking for love instead of duty and now use the same concept to challenge the regime while their parents kowtow to Oxley Road 5 times daily without any questions.
It is thus even more important to navigate this next phase of nation-building together, because if the local peasants, especially the Chinks ends up with factional politics that divide society, like their forefathers had done so in Imperial China, then "western politics would have failed Peasantpore", he said. It is akin to saying even despotism, should be adopted if it is a means to define his concept that nation building has succeeded.
Ruler Loong added the ruling People's Action Party has only grudgingly indulged in retail politics after Labour Party gave his rotting party 3 black eyes in three consecutively Erections. Before Labour's famous Aljunied victory, Ruler Loong and his cronies has always talked down to peasants, staged price hikes, jack up birdcage prices, confiscated their pensions, ignore their debt laden plight, deny old peasants affordable healthcare and favour foreigners over local peasants.
Ruler Loong said opposition parties, too, must uphold the same standards twice over. "Case in point: Indraneh R噢就阿克 on Monday pointed out the Labour has flip-flopped on foreign workers. Teochew Low say where got. Fuck ok, I say got means got, you know, I know, in Imperial Court, I say got means got, if Teochew Teo say 'where got', you think he can get away with it hah. Teochew Low act big and say if Indraneh wishes to have a full debate on that please file a motion. KNNCCB, Teochew Low, you got leopard's gall just because you win in Aljunied and think got peasants' support such that I can do nothing to you huh?
Low ah, do not forget the elite and military behind me. Anytime, we got problem during Erections, we can always follow Siam, stage a coup and my military Yes-Men will surely invite me to form the next regime, so Teochew Low, dun say I never warn you hor.
Citing the experiences of other countries like the Uncle Sam and Siam, Ruler Loong said many other basket case regimes have gotten in trouble because they have not master Chink style Legalist politics and ruthlessly crush dissenters using Legalists tricks, e.g. fining Roy till his balls drop using Qin Hui's '莫须有'.
"We must maintain Qin era Legalist politics in Peasantpore. Develop good laws to solve Familee's problems and subject the peasants to perpetual labour using debts. Encourage Familee Royalists to serve. Obey the Familee, obey my decrees, kowtow to Oxley Road......help Familee becum the Center of every peasants' universe, to secure Familee's future despite the price paid by local peasants ... follow Jane Austen or Teochew Low's ideas, you surely get hantam lor. see Ah Roy, he still become punching bag for me despite telling the truth and getting peasants' tacit silent support!
In autocracy, popular support counts for nothing, its the control of state power and military that gets you something and Familee has control of both despite Old Autocrat's impending date with Lord Yama," crowed Ruler Loong.