ode to the seaman's son...

[sweetiepie]

@ginfreely has 3 big holes
That was what le kapitan was told
All the holes also can fold
With 1 big 1 small and 2 moles

@ginfreely suck hokkien old man cock
le kapitan is here to mock
Does ginfreely prefer tan cheng bock
Or the one in sbf with nick glock

 

[AhMeng]

@ginfreely has 3 big holes
That was what le kapitan was told
All the holes also can fold
With 1 big 1 small and 2 moles

@ginfreely suck hokkien old man cock
le kapitan is here to mock
Does ginfreely prefer tan cheng bock
Or the one in sbf with nick glock

This one must tag that Tiko @glockman

 

[sweetiepie]

le kapitan gave order to oar
Not knowing ginfreely is a whore
@ginfreely opened her bottom door
Then asked kapitan what you waiting for

 

[sweetiepie]

le kapitan was at the deck
Someone please gimme a net
@ginfreely knew her conditions are met
So she gave her labia a spread

 

[sweetiepie]

suck cock 的感觉真好 kapitan say
KNN kapitan is also a gay
flap your 摇鸡 to the deck now don't delay
or i will slice out your chibye and sell in ebay

 

[glockman]

@ginfreely has 3 big holes
That was what le kapitan was told
All the holes also can fold
With 1 big 1 small and 2 moles

@ginfreely suck hokkien old man cock
le kapitan is here to mock
Does ginfreely prefer tan cheng bock
Or the one in sbf with nick glock

Wow you are quite the poet. Very nicely composed

 

[glockman]

This one must tag that Tiko @glockman

Our @sweetiepie is a poet Thanks for tagging

 

[AhMeng]

Our @sweetiepie is a poet Thanks for tagging

He machiam Sinkie Li Bai 李白 ：D

 

[sweetiepie]

Le Kapitan wants to buy bto
Make him stay till 20 years old
@ginfreely offered him her hole
He say your chow chibye got mould

 

[sweetiepie]

@ginfreely say buy bto must refer to roman
Minimum must have 3 children
27 thousands in total units of 9 thousands
This kind of figures won't happen

 

[sweetiepie]

Le Kapitan say this is stoopid idea
Whip your cunt till it tear
Pluck your chibye mor still not fear
Use his angor to dig your rear

 

[zhihau]

What good does it serve us to instill fear?
We must attract tourists from far and near.
Le Kapitan’s been quiet, it’s Madam we hear.
Sinkies will only be asked to raise their rears.

 

[sweetiepie]

PM say don't need wear mask
Le kapitan also play the same cast
They say is not as serious as sars
But my uncle say is a must

Le kapitan say covid same as influenza
My uncle say don't talk cock sir
And ask le kapitan for the number
But now he run road act blur

 

[sweetiepie]

@ginfreely is known as Very Kind Lady
She is a 50 years old virgin
This whore also has a jibye bin
In front got 2 dark long ring

 

[sweetiepie]

Covid19 is here to stay
How to keep the virus at bay
Live with it le kapitan say
My uncle is waiting for mayday

 

[LaoTze]

HA HA HA HA HA!

Forward this on your WhatsApp and make this go viral.
Get this onto the handphones of all in Singapore

VOTE OUT ALL THE MAGGOTS AND MAGGOTESS IN WHITE AND TURN STINKAPORE BACK INTO SINGAPORE
OR OUR KIDS END UP BECOMING SECURITY GUARDS TO BE KICKED IN FACE BY CECAs OR PANDA FOOD DELIVERIES OR PICKING UP CARDBOARDS OR SELLING TISSUE PAPER IN HAWKER CENTERS

 

[zhihau]

My uncle is waiting for mayday

Chillax, chillax, Kapitan got his facts right,
COVID-19 could stay past midsummer’s night.
We’re looking at 80 percent at its height.
Alas who would listen to the peasant’s plight?

 

[sweetiepie]

 

[zhihau]

Alas who would listen to the peasant’s plight?

The circuit breaker piece is finally put in place,
stopping a likely surge in this COVID race.
Try to keep the App on and please cover up your face,
please upload the data when kena contact trace.

 

[zhihau]

My uncle is waiting for mayday

Mayday! Mayday! Le Kapitan heard the distress call!
Numbers from the serf’s quarters can be likened to a squall.
Let us not be complacent as the local numbers fall,
Lest another speech, with the sheeples chionging to the mall.