A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a
haircut before his meeting tomorrow, he called down to the desk
clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not,
sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room
is a vending machine that should serve your purposes." Skeptical but
intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15, and stuck
his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and
spin. Fifteen seconds later, he pulled out his head and looked in
the mirror, and saw the best haircut of his life. "Would wonders never
cease! This futuristic stuff is amazing," he thought!
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures,
$10." "Why not," he thought. He paid the money, inserted his hands
into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and spin. Fifteen
seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly
manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, "Machine provides a service
that men need when away from their wives, .... 50 Cents." "Oh,
man.... Do I ever need that!" He looked both ways, put fifty cents
in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck
his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing,
he let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out! Fifteen seconds
later it shut off. With trembling hands, he was able to withdraw his member.
It now had a button neatly sewn on the end.