Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

[yinyang]

Husbands of the year award?

Husband of the year awards*
The*honorable mention goes to:*
The United Kingdom

followed closely by...*
The United States of America

and then.....*
Poland

but 3rd Place must go*to*
...Greece

it was very, very close but the runner up prize*
was awarded to....**
Serbia

but the winner of the husband/partner of*
the year is*
Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.**
The Irish are true romantics. Look, he's even*
holding her hand

 

[hornylee]

An old gentleman was
on the operating table
awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son;
do your best,
and just remember,
if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."

 

[hornylee]

Two guys, one old, one young,
are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
and I guess I wasn't paying attention
to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well,
maybe I can help you find her...
what does she look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall,
with red hair,
blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
long legs,
and is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."

 

[Danube]

As usual, did not credit source. Cheers.

 

[Gestapo]

Should be jubilee1919 and UltimaOnline

Now for the known trouble makers

Vigilante, Jubliee, Ultimaone etc etc - can't keep up with you all these years. Within a short span, you tried to get forummers to provide their personal details via the offer to hook up with "your private banker" using the clone Jubliee and just recently via the Hilarion reading crap asking for personal details and mailing address using the clones Vigilante and Ultimaone. All the campbell soul postings to build credibility won't wash with the discerning.

Kopiuncle, blackhole, iluvsingapore, sinkie etc etc.

Using 3 to be pro PAP and one clone to be anti establishment is not going to wash either. Interestingly sinkie was caught twice by AK of all people replying to posts meant for kopiuncle.

When JW lost his bundle, I actually expected Jubliee and Sinkie to go on full frontal and thought I made a mistake when nothing happened. It took 2 days and did what was expected.

For easy reference
JW plus ardent subjects
Jubliee plus clones
Sinkie plus clones

Thats the end of my sunday banter playing with the kids.

 

[yinyang]

As usual, did not credit source. Cheers.

When you having a banter, or sharing a bar ditty -do you credit source? Cheers (and chill) too:p

 

[hornylee]

Guy goes to a government office for a job interview.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in the military service for three years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "well yes ... sort off ... in a way ... a mortar round
exploded near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tells the guy, "Oh ... that's fine .... You are accepted.
I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm.
You can start tomorrow. But do come in at 10:00 am."

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm.
Why do you ask me to come in at 10:00 am?"

"You understand this is a government service" the interviewer explains.

"For the first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls.
No point for you to come in at 8:00 am."

 

[AhGuan]

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a
problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are
using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.

He says "well, pussy and bitch".

She says "Oh that's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little
Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."

He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement.
He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't
know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.

Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she
can't handle them. What are the words?"

He tells him...pussy and bitch.

Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker
and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "Son,
everything inside this circle, is pussy."

"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"

"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

 

[AhGuan]

Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands. As they
came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge
to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and
drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to wipe her self with, so she took
off her panties, used them to clean herself and discarded them.

The second not finding anything either, thought, "I'm not getting rid
of my panties..." so she used the ribbon from a nearby flower wreath
to clean herself.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the
phone, and one says to the other, "We have to be on the look-out, it
seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home
without her panties..."

The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with a card
stuck to her ass that read "We will never forget you."

 

[hornylee]

tee shirt.

 

[yinyang]

ATM in Cyprus? :p

 

[yinyang]

Singapore Inflation?

Compare 1973 and 2012 prices of chicken rice, uni grad pay, minister pay.

Note the last line is wrong. Minister pay is not 25 times that in 1973. It is 250 times.

 

[hornylee]

Got home late last night
and the wife left a message
in the kitchen ....




I guess she wants me to eat more fruit.

 

[hornylee]

Since his indiscretions have come to light, several of Tiger Woods' sponsors have dropped him .... However, Pfizer has decided to sponsor him.



They are making a new drug called "Tiagra". "It's good for 18 holes".

 

[yinyang]

Re: What's a good height for a bed??

North Korea's Kim flavour past week:p

 

[yinyang]

Re: What's a good height for a bed??

More of the pudgy chum's posturing

 

[yinyang]

Re: What's a good height for a bed??

More kimchi digs at hermit kingdom boss :p

 

[yinyang]

Re: Funny signs?

More weekend digs at DMZ:p

 

[yinyang]

More missiles

 

[yinyang]

Political cartoons :p