Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

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Best 70th Birthday Present

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Shaman living nearby who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to see the Shaman.

The Shaman gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned ‘This is a powerful medicine. Take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

The man thanked the Shaman, and as he walked away, he turned and asked :
“How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoon full of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.

When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2 3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for ?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle. Granpas do take note too.

uhmmm how old is this 70 year old's wife?

 

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uhmmm how old is this 70 year old's wife?

I assumed @eatshitndie will guess one year younger = 69?

 

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Daniel Murphy
2 October 2020
Covid Panic

 

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Paolo Calleri
2 October 2020
Trump infected with corona

 

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“Four” and “for” don’t even sound alike, except maybe to a hokkienpeng. If you care about dangling participles and stranded prepositions, surely you could hear the difference between “four” and “for.”

Chill, man. No need to get your knickers twisted over a grammatical dig.
Unless you bother where the dangling crown jewels got stranded (with wrong position)

 

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Amr Eissa
2 October 2020
trump tested positive covid 19

 

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Daniel Murphy
3 October 2020
The Cartoon For When Trump Dies
May Trump have many, many more years — and spend them all behind bars

 

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