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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
- Thread starter yinyang
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Ah Beng from Singapore
Someone asks Ah Beng why Lee Hsien Loong goes walking only in the evening
but not in the morning Ah Beng replies 'Because he is PM not AM'
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Ah Beng buys a new mobile. He sends a message to everyone in his Phone Book
& says, 'My Mobile number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it
is Nokia 6610'
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Ah Beng : I am proud coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Dr : Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! Why U come
here again?
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Ah Beng reports to police: 'Sir, all items are missing except the TV in my
house.'
Police: 'Why the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases his notes from the book when the teacher erases the
board.
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Ah Beng was sitting in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I am here?'
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Ah Beng always sit on the lower level of double-decker buses.
When asked why so, he says upstairs no driver.
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella.
Someone asks Ah Beng why Lee Hsien Loong goes walking only in the evening
but not in the morning Ah Beng replies 'Because he is PM not AM'
===================
Ah Beng buys a new mobile. He sends a message to everyone in his Phone Book
& says, 'My Mobile number has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it
is Nokia 6610'
==================
Ah Beng : I am proud coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
===================
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Dr : Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
===================
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
===================
Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! Why U come
here again?
===================
Ah Beng reports to police: 'Sir, all items are missing except the TV in my
house.'
Police: 'Why the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
===================
Ah Beng comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
===================
How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases his notes from the book when the teacher erases the
board.
===================
Ah Beng was sitting in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I am here?'
===================
Ah Beng always sit on the lower level of double-decker buses.
When asked why so, he says upstairs no driver.
===================
Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella.
This one damn funnyLegs or breasts?
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