Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

[dancingshoes]

[video=youtube_share;r2mYNqbhXo8]https://youtu.be/r2mYNqbhXo8[/video]

 

[yinyang]

Was tonychat among that group of UMNO?

Not a chance. Maybe #41? :p

I'd better scram, before he tells me to stay off meat and do vege

 

[yinyang]

Mon blues?

1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked 'How do you know?'
Girl replied 'Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.'

2) After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: 'Why? Want to have sex again?'
Thai Girl replied: 'No lah, just admiring your cock... I used to have one

 

[looneytan]

“Sperm bank,” she says with her mouth full.

"zzpm bunk" this is how you say with mouth full

 

[sirus]

 

[dancingshoes]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

 

[JOKERCHEW]

#2081,



.

 

[yinyang]

 

[dancingshoes]

[video=youtube_share;asuydJPL-Xo]https://youtu.be/asuydJPL-Xo[/video]

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Jack Ma, CEO Alibaba, recently refused to take a group photo with the visiting UMMO "leaders" delegation as he was concerned that it might be misinterpreted by the tabloids as a picture of "Alibaba and the 40 thieves"

Laugh out loud!!!!!!! This is brilliant!!

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date, her mother warned her......
"1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name."

Next day, girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgrace his family."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I;ve read this like a dozen times but each time i LOLLOL!

 

[JOKERCHEW]

#2089,
Submarines....

 

[JOKERCHEW]

Submarines again....

 

[JOKERCHEW]

Submarines in Russia.

 

[sirus]

 

[Runifyouhaveto]

 

[dancingshoes]

i have a lot to learn from you...

 

[Asterix]

[video=youtube;YNUlr5quwZc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNUlr5quwZc[/video]

 

[Runifyouhaveto]

i have a lot to learn from you...

Sir, I not happy that's why I come here
Don't be like RUN

 

[JOKERCHEW]

Btw, Bro Sirus,
thank you very much.