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PEASANTPORE: Having two train disruptions over two consecutive days is "very fortunate as peasants can walk or cycle to work like their Nordic peasants", the Land Transport Arses (LTA) said on Monday (Mar 29).
LTA issued a spin response after incidents on two different MRT lines disrupted train services on Sunday and Monday.
On Monday, the North-South Line experienced a signalling fault between Newton and City Hall stations, causing delays during the morning rush hour.
Affected peasants experienced a delay of about 45 minutes as trains had to be driven manually at a slower speed along the affected stretch, said LTA, adding that free bus services and bicycles were provided.
The Transport Arses blamed software issue with the signalling system.
"SMRT and Thales engineers rebooted the aging Disk Operating System PC after morning peak hour service," said LTA.
SMRT said earlier that there would be "a Ctrl-Alt-Del style of the signalling system and peasants will be be on their own" at 10am, with no trains running between Toa Payoh and Marina South Pier stations for about 15 minutes.
"Don't 'cry father, cry mother', since you peasants like Nordic socialism, why don't you guys cycle or walk to work huh? As one Minion pointed out, its silly for us to transport you peasants with expensive battery packs," said LTA.
The authority decline to offer any compensation for the inconveniences caused by the disruptions.
"To have two incidents over two days may cause you guys to grumble and moan but end of the day, PAP returns to power to screw you peasants. Those who complain saying that Hongkies and Taiwanese public transport are better will receive extra letters from IRAS soon," said LTA.
"If you guys are not happy, migrate to Iceland, we heard they got free sex before dating culture!"
PEASANTPORE: Having two train disruptions over two consecutive days is "very fortunate as peasants can walk or cycle to work like their Nordic peasants", the Land Transport Arses (LTA) said on Monday (Mar 29).
LTA issued a spin response after incidents on two different MRT lines disrupted train services on Sunday and Monday.
On Monday, the North-South Line experienced a signalling fault between Newton and City Hall stations, causing delays during the morning rush hour.
Affected peasants experienced a delay of about 45 minutes as trains had to be driven manually at a slower speed along the affected stretch, said LTA, adding that free bus services and bicycles were provided.
The Transport Arses blamed software issue with the signalling system.
"SMRT and Thales engineers rebooted the aging Disk Operating System PC after morning peak hour service," said LTA.
SMRT said earlier that there would be "a Ctrl-Alt-Del style of the signalling system and peasants will be be on their own" at 10am, with no trains running between Toa Payoh and Marina South Pier stations for about 15 minutes.
"Don't 'cry father, cry mother', since you peasants like Nordic socialism, why don't you guys cycle or walk to work huh? As one Minion pointed out, its silly for us to transport you peasants with expensive battery packs," said LTA.
The authority decline to offer any compensation for the inconveniences caused by the disruptions.
"To have two incidents over two days may cause you guys to grumble and moan but end of the day, PAP returns to power to screw you peasants. Those who complain saying that Hongkies and Taiwanese public transport are better will receive extra letters from IRAS soon," said LTA.
"If you guys are not happy, migrate to Iceland, we heard they got free sex before dating culture!"