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Low Thia Khiang maintains his integrity

skponggol

Alfrescian
Loyal
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Hammerrhoid Master, the Towkay, has maintained his integrity in the face of allegations that he and other senior members of the Hammerrhoid “good office” misused hawkers’ money to finance his FMeSS cronies’ career in Town Council mismanagement.

The Towkay finally meets up with his hordes of hysterical Hammerrhoid zombies for the very first time ever in his first party service after being accused in 1Singapore Parliament for his misuse of hawkers’ funds:

“I do maintain my integrity!...我唔認罪….我唔認罪… 我唔認罪…我唔認罪…我唔認罪….” – the Towkay

[video=youtube;ertBPhy23Sk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ertBPhy23Sk[/video]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ertBPhy23Sk

At a Hammerrhoid durian party held during one their durian tour in Truly Asia organised by the Hammerrhoid lew-lian-kia, the Towkay addresses his fanatical Hammerrhoid zombies who are cheering and praying for him wildly, religiously:

Hallelujah!......來啊, 榴槤包看不包吃啊!.....Just like all Our MPs and all Our politics jah!
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The past few days has been very challenging.
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Please know that there are always two sides to every story. I look forward to the day when I can tell you My side of the story from my grave.
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And please continue to pray for Me….. Pray for Me…. And yes, I do maintain My integrity.

Let’s move on!

Amen……….and Salam 1Singapore !

Meanwhile, the Towkay’s most favourite and most pampered sidekick, Syvliar Lim, leads the Hammerrhoid congregation in singing and dancing (or rather twisting and shouting, to be more painfully accurate) the Hammerrhoid hymns:

The Workers’ Wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pdVWmKfOWY

Well, one can only comment that China Wine definitely taste better than Workers Wine.

Also at the durian party, some Hammerrhoid zombies speak out in strong support of the FMeSS CROSSOVER Project, which the party says is an outreach programme using the Towkay’s connection to engage the 1Singapore business community (官商勾结).



The Hammerrhoid Vision!

“The Hammerrhoid Mission Statement represents the essence of our party and the heartbeat of our congregation:

To build a party with a strong spiritual atmosphere of faith and purity,
where every zombie is released into party,
discipled in the Great Commandment
to obey the Great Commission
and the Cultural Mandate.”


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