Lelong, lelong … 1-year Indian MBA degree advertised on SPH portal only $230!

[micromachine]

Ah Kow: Bro, got some good news. No need to listen to PAP productivity bullshit because we can double our pay.


Ahmad: Kow, you sure or not. Better don’t do anything illegal OK.


Kow: Trust me just one time – I really want to go back study and get MBA degree. I don’t want my pay hentak kaki forever with my ITE cert. This MBA is online course so can work at the same time and also affordable, not like our HDB flats. Join me and I promise you won’t regret.


(Turning to Arumugam) Ahmad: You think Kow talking cock? Can turn on your laptop and confirm what he said?


(Pointing to advert at the bottom of SPH portal) Aru : See here, Kow referring to this MBA course by NIBM.

Source: Asiaone (note: advert changes, screenshot above)


Ahmad: But how to afford? 1 year course $7500!


Kow: Bro, see properly leh, it’s 7500 Indian rupees! I already check exchange rate about Singapore $1 = 50 rupees. 7500 rupees = $150! $150 can get MBA degree you don’t want meh?


Ahmad: NUS MBA $62k but yours only $150???


Kow: NIBM website say they provide all materials and save costs because all online. All the Indian ‘lecturers’ with funny accent earning low salaries, no school buildings and no maintenance costs. So I happy they pass on all the cost saving to students like me.


Ahmad: But cannot be true …


Kow: Of course it’s true la. 100% not degree mill because advertise on Singapore Press Holdings portal. Even SPH is government propaganda but got reputation OK. They sure got check NIBM properly before allow them to advertise.

More at Lelong, lelong … 1-year Indian MBA degree advertised on SPH portal only $230!

 

[lifeafter41]

Ah Kow: Bro, got some good news. No need to listen to PAP productivity bullshit because we can double our pay.


Ahmad: Kow, you sure or not. Better don’t do anything illegal OK.


Kow: Trust me just one time – I really want to go back study and get MBA degree. I don’t want my pay hentak kaki forever with my ITE cert. This MBA is online course so can work at the same time and also affordable, not like our HDB flats. Join me and I promise you won’t regret.


(Turning to Arumugam) Ahmad: You think Kow talking cock? Can turn on your laptop and confirm what he said?


(Pointing to advert at the bottom of SPH portal) Aru : See here, Kow referring to this MBA course by NIBM.

Source: Asiaone (note: advert changes, screenshot above)


Ahmad: But how to afford? 1 year course $7500!


Kow: Bro, see properly leh, it’s 7500 Indian rupees! I already check exchange rate about Singapore $1 = 50 rupees. 7500 rupees = $150! $150 can get MBA degree you don’t want meh?


Ahmad: NUS MBA $62k but yours only $150???


Kow: NIBM website say they provide all materials and save costs because all online. All the Indian ‘lecturers’ with funny accent earning low salaries, no school buildings and no maintenance costs. So I happy they pass on all the cost saving to students like me.


Ahmad: But cannot be true …


Kow: Of course it’s true la. 100% not degree mill because advertise on Singapore Press Holdings portal. Even SPH is government propaganda but got reputation OK. They sure got check NIBM properly before allow them to advertise.

More at Lelong, lelong … 1-year Indian MBA degree advertised on SPH portal only $230!

I sign up later......plan to include the Ph.D. too.
Will apply under skill future fund. Got s$500 there......

 

[TenRyuJin]

I sign up later......plan to include the Ph.D. too.
Will apply under skill future fund. Got s$500 there......

Fat hope! Only Garment's pets such as trashes from foreign countries would be able to smoke their way through our system, you sinkies please wait long long even if you have a degree. Period.!

 

[Pinkieslut]

I sign up later......plan to include the Ph.D. too.
Will apply under skill future fund. Got s$500 there......

WDA going to sponsor as part of upgrading?

 

[JohnTan]

Cheaper, better, faster from Kelingland has bitten me in the arse. Their MBA fees are cheaper than the fees for my company's upgrading courses. I need to meet with my staff first thing tomorrow morning to discuss this direct threat to my cash cow.

 

[micromachine]

And what has come of your meeting?

 

[harimau]

Dun be lazy. Make some effort to get a real one!

 

[JohnTan]

And what has come of your meeting?

We will not cut our prices. But we may throw in some freebies like extra training or some package to upgrade a training cert to a diploma or even a degree.

 

[frenchbriefs]

Cheaper, better, faster from Kelingland has bitten me in the arse. Their MBA fees are cheaper than the fees for my company's upgrading courses. I need to meet with my staff first thing tomorrow morning to discuss this direct threat to my cash cow.

u need to step up ur game,hire a few ah neh MBA lecturers with indian accents willing to work for some goat's milk and a few chappatis and to save on material cost,conduct all ur lessons on youtube,no hosting fees no maintenance fees plus u can earn from advertising!!

 

[Leckmichamarsch]

Nishi working there now?

 

[Leckmichamarsch]

u need to step up ur game,hire a few ah neh MBA lecturers with indian accents willing to work for some goat's milk and a few chappatis and to save on material cost,conduct all ur lessons on youtube,no hosting fees no maintenance fees plus u can earn from advertising!!

throw in some goat butts...........ah nehs like them