friend told me today he went to seng kang sports centre swimming pool and their deep pool for aduts got real stupid rule never seen in elsewhere before, authority real stupid, both right and left lane for kids training only and centre part very small for people to swim only and cannnot idle in pool. then friend swim centre part and after a while heard life guard whistle and upon reach the pool edge life guard came over told frined must swim right side near the float lane, again another stupid rule. friend replied ok and asked him why ah? life guard walked away. fren confirmed he is from china as he waited a while then regurgitate the memorized statement out in china accent and cant reply fren question. such a lan jiao foreign life guard better not swim in deep pool or public pool because he cant even understand simple singlish question why ah, so next time when you drown in deep pool call help he think you are shouting pleh pley pley means play only and abase you drown die. this chinese life guard spot a spiky short haircut like durian head like that and of course wear sunglasses and his body slim not muscular type. if you see this lan jiao life guard, better go medium pool or go other public pool or go private pool in club.
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