It is safer to keep your stash in Milo tins

[Siryn]

Chinese man’s secret stash of cash from his wife chewed up by puppy

PUBLISHED : Wednesday, 06 January, 2016, 2:47pm
UPDATED : Wednesday, 06 January, 2016, 2:58pm

Mimi Lau
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Harry the puppy and the chewed up quilt. Photo: SCMP Pictures

A man from northern China tried to hide cash from his wife in a quilt, but it was chewed up and destroyed by the couple’s puppy, a newspaper reported.

The husband from Lushun in Liaoning province put 3,800 yuan (HK$4,500) in 100 yuan notes in the quilt, according to the Peninsula Morning Post.

It was later discovered by his five-month-old puppy Harry who tried to eat it.

Pictures posted online show an innocent looking Harry and a completely torn up quilt, along with the chewed up banknotes.

It was not the first time Harry had destroyed things in the home, according to the article.

He had also chewed up the corner of a sofa and a wallet.

The couple is planning to give him up for adoption, the report said.

 

[halsey02]

They just throw out the dog....lousy dog, mans worse enemy & the wife too, for you have to hide your stash....

 

[looneytan]

Stupid chinks, don't they know that dog meat make good stew

 

[eErotica69]

Some fucktard will say that if you are a MGTOW or a poor fuck loser, you dun need to hide your cash.

 

[Siryn]

Elderly woman opens wooden box where she stashed 40,000 yuan only to find shredded paper

Resident in southeast China thought her money was safe in her attic but she failed to consider tiny home invaders

PUBLISHED : Wednesday, 13 January, 2016, 12:52pm
UPDATED : Wednesday, 13 January, 2016, 12:52pm

Gloria Chan
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Only shreds remained of the woman’s cash and bank books. Photo: SCMP Pictures

An elderly woman from southeast China thought her hard-earned cash would be safe secreted away in a small box in her home, only to recently discover it had been shredded into ribbons, state media reports.

The resident of Nanping city in Fujian province had pinched her pennies over the years to amass about 40,000 yuan (US$6,080 or HK$47,210), China News Service said on Tuesday.

The wooden box where the valuables were stored. Photo: SCMP Pictures

She kept the cash and her bank books in a wooden box in her attic, and everything was fine when she last checked early last year. But when she looked again this month, she found only pieces of torn-up paper.

She called the police, who after investigating, discovered the culprits – ants had crawled into the box and formed a nest. The banknotes and savings books had proved an ideal source of food for the insects.

Neither the woman’s name nor her age were provided in the report.