Inviting Samuraisan For Poetic Sparring

[ChinChaiOne]

It's been a while since we last met
Samuraisan the champion I have not forget
On this day, a poetic fun waiting to be set
A new toy in this new year I will gladly net

 

[SAMURAISAN]

It's been a while since we last met
Samuraisan the champion I have not forget
On this day, a poetic fun waiting to be set
A new toy in this new year I will gladly net

Your technique a little rusty - grammar a little weak
Some training you need before a contest you seek
Poetry is a serious business - your shit cannot leak
Else you will stink up the place - your future is bleak

But here I will be - ever steadfast and strong
With rhyme in my stride and meter in my song
When it comes to poetry I have the biggest dong
Putting you assholes right where you all belong

 

[theblackhole]

once again i enjoy the poetic battle
between the wise and the mighty
one writes with great passion and love
the other with greater lust and obscenity

 

[Hope]

ChinChai,great to see you back,I am waiting for you to dispense wisdom.FOC somemore.Thanks

 

[wikiphile]

Obscenity is but a fine thread from refined lines,
Jewels might be found among what some see as slime.
A battle of wits found in this friendly sparring,
take heed gentlemen before it descends into mudslinging.
Words, insults, anger, petulance and self righteousness,
This is but a forum hence let us take it with just the least amount of seriousness.

 

[ChinChaiOne]

I'm no king but just a poetic fan
Great I can't but good I can
Of course in rhyming skills you the man
I know for a fact you're no flash in the pan

So can you give me a romantic piece
The boredom in this sphere that you can cease
And smooth the feelings that can maintain peace
And keep it going by producing lots of poetic grease

 

[theblackhole]

waulau you so chin chai one
with so much wisdom and humility
i salute you as a great poetic pundit
the great one with so much serenity

 

[po2wq]

warao eh! u guys veli ze can, ...
me cum in kaypo, now got itchy hand; ...
but me book study li'l, n evryting oso 4got ...
so me juz simply hantum, can anot? ...

 

[theblackhole]

anyhow hamtam also so good
words flow like a river so smooth
i have to think so hard for words to come
yet you guys compose with so much charm

 

[po2wq]

me posted in 4 thirty-9,
u posted in 4 fifty n 2;
in no more dan thirteen minutes,
v hv another gem fr u!

:p

 

[PAPsupporter]

Violence is not tolerated in a well-governed country like Singapore. We all should live peacefully together.

 

[angie II]

 

[downgrader]

All these vain imaginings I eschew
I pay no heed to the nonsense you spew
What I do care for is a simple song
One I can hum and sing the whole night long

The papers say it will be a tough Year of the Ox
Methinks the reports are a bunch of bollocks
What's so bad about an occasional recession
Why look on it as such an abomination

You see, Singaporeans are obsessed with wealth
They sell their morals, principles and even health
Working overtime to pay for that million-dollar mortgage
Such stupidity condemns them to a life of bondage

Me I am a simple man, wild and free
Strumming my guitar I know not my destiny
A lovely young lass stops to listen
This is my version of a bit of heaven

 

[Swingstar]

It's been a while since we last met
Samuraisan the champion I have not forget
On this day, a poetic fun waiting to be set
A new toy in this new year I will gladly net

There was once upon a merry time
When I was the undisputed King of Rhyme
A master manipulator of words sublime
The heights of poetry I would climb

But now alas I rhyme no more
At least not as much as before
No contest is quite a bore
The only dancer on the floor

But I can be persuaded if conditions prevail
My poetic talents once more I can avail
Upon the ocean of prose I will once set sail
Against assholes and losers I would rail

Lest ye should be one who craves my Throne
A friendly reminder that you are not alone
But many a wannabe I have chewed and blown
In my enforced exile I have greatly grown

So come forth and show me your attempt at art
But please do not assail me with meaningless fart
For it will just upset this peaceful apple cart
And a painful lesson upon thee I shall impart.

So now the gauntlet I have thrown at you
Let's see if you can join the gifted few
Or are you just another here for the view?
Trying for a meal without paying your due.

 

[middaydog]

roses are red my love
violets are blue, hoo hoo
sugar is sweet my love
but not as sweet as you

bazsket, this is the most I can do

 

[lolabunny]

Haiku style anyone?



And ooh, I love DG's poem the most.

Keep it up guys!

 

[jw5]

Haiku style anyone?



And ooh, I love DG's poem the most.

Keep it up guys!

This is the best thread in a long time,
Nothing makes my day like a good rhyme.
Swingstar is the best at rhymes that I know,
But now we know Downgrader is not far below.
Thanks to Chinchaione for starting this up,
Now this forum can be known as a rhyming hub.
This thread reveals everyone's writing skill,
As they prove that their rhymes are not run-of-the -mill.
And those who thought DG was just a whiny bum,
He has shown that we need to redo our sum.
To all bros please join in the fun,
And show all and sundry that this thread is "no horse run".

 

[Swingstar]

Your technique a little rusty - grammar a little weak
Some training you need before a contest you seek
Poetry is a serious business - your shit cannot leak
Else you will stink up the place - your future is bleak

But here I will be - ever steadfast and strong
With rhyme in my stride and meter in my song
When it comes to poetry I have the biggest dong
Putting you assholes right where you all belong

I find that I have little more to prove
When there are no more mountains to move
With no viable competition I stay aloof
No reason for me to be in the groove

Novices like you must learn to rhyme
More lines together at one time
Not just a few lines - that's a crime
That's too easy - not worth a dime

I really have much better things to do
Than teach some stupid bozo such as you
Your talent for rhyme can only accrue
By quiet daily meditation at the loo

So consider this a freebie for the day
And take deep to heart what I have to say
To be as good as I there is no easy way
Much blood to shed and steep price to pay

 

[Swingstar]

Hot and wet ... I rediscover,
The magic of my secret lover,
Work day's problems in the past,
Oh! How long can this pleasure last?
Nipples erect ... mind soaring high,
Hand lingering around my inner thigh,
Inhibitions erased by liquid heat,
Passion aroused ... lust almost replete.

The moment's lost ... there goes the phone,
Reality returns ... I'm all alone,
I grab a towel and run to answer,
Co-ordination of a drunken dancer,
Circumstances quickly change,
Priorities are re-arranged,
So now I eagerly await the hour,
When I can have my next Hot Shower.

You want to take me on..what a joke
The crap you posted ..take one look
Nothing of substance..only smoke
C'mon gimme something more shiok

It's obvious I have no need to brag
Your lousy rhyme are breasts that sag
A short stumpy tail that cannot wag
A confirmed loser that I must now tag

Unless you have something better so say
Something worthwhile to make my day
Do not expect me to come out and play
Unless my price you are prepared to pay

This is no competition and it's clear for all to see
I am the Master and you are hoping to learn from me
So just get in line while on your head I will pee
And do not forget you still have to pay my fee.

 

[downgrader]

Property prices plummet
No use denying, it's kismet
Developers struggle for capital
The recession gets really brutal

Housing loans become unstuck
Mortgages are a dead duck
Bank ratios Tier One and Two
Like a patient in Code Blue

Analysts call for a 40% correction
Two years after downgrader's prediction
So-called experts talk after the fact
After this troubadour's double act

So prepare for this Year of the Ox
It may yet deliver a few more shocks
It's wise to save for a rainy day
Much better than to hope and pray