She's snooping around your office
If a true snoop considers any of your colleagues to be competition, she’ll find a way to check your office for any signs of dirty deeds. She’ll be looking for photos, love letters and small gifts from naughty coworkers who can't keep their paws off you. She may even send you out for coffee so she can check your e-mail while you’re gone. If you want to catch her in the act, buy a kinky gift and a small card. Write the card out to your woman and be sure to include words like "inappropriate" and "snooping." Leave the envelope blank, seal it and tape it to the gift. Be sure to place everything in a top-level drawer where she’ll be sure to see it. When she demands to know whom you’ve bought it for, let her read the card and find out for herself.
Snooping savvy: Make sure the gift is something you won’t be embarrassed by if someone else happens to see it first. Edible panties, for example, would probably be less humiliating than a giant dildo.
She's snooping through your laundry.
Nothing is sacred when it comes to a snooping woman and her suspicions. Paranoid women will check your tighty whities for any sign you may have had sex with someone else, and some will even get a second opinion from their girlfriends! She’ll be checking your pockets for phone numbers, business cards and condoms. She’ll also be sniffing your clothes for any hint of perfume. This is difficult to catch in the act without accidentally incriminating yourself, but you can still put a stop to it. Handwrite a note asking her why she feels the need to snoop through your laundry, and stuff it into your jeans pocket. If she’s snooping, she’ll find it, and chances are that will likely be the last time she does it.
Snooping savvy: Don’t try to catch her by spraying perfume on your clothes or smearing lipstick on your collar; these will make you look guilty to the point that your explanations will fall on deaf ears.
She's snooping in your car
Cheating men will often meet their mistresses on their lunch break or take them on business trips. Your girlfriend will take this into account when she's snooping for evidence of affairs and other sordid behaviors. She’ll offer to clean your car for you, but in reality, she just wants to check your glove compartment, ashtray and trunk. She may even sneak out to the garage while you’re sleeping to check under the seats for discarded condom wrappers or lost tubes of lipstick. Buy a romantic card, write it out to your woman, seal the envelope, address it to "the sexiest woman on earth," and leave it in your car. If she’s snooping, she’ll be compelled to either show it to you or open it herself. Either way, you’ll have caught her in the act.
Snooping savvy: Stick it under your seat or somewhere she wouldn’t legitimately be expected to see it the next time she’s in your car. If she finds it in your glove compartment while looking for a map, that doesn’t necessarily constitute snooping.
leaving snooping to the dogs
Snooping is a stunning fact of life for many women, and a shocking number of them have no qualms about doing it. Equally shocking is the number of men who fall victim to this behavior without even realizing it. Your privacy is yours. Your woman does not have the right to intrude without your express permission. If she’s snooping, you need to make it clear that future infringements will not be tolerated. Use these tips to catch her in the act and dissuade her from continuing -- after you take these steps, it’s unlikely she’ll invade your privacy again.
