What, no "guess the race"?
There is a reasonable explanation for everything.
Years-old blood sugar got it right: prior misdiagnosis by doctor with fake medical degree.
Got government job: use of fake degree.
Got unexpected success in education: slipped ten dollars between the examination scripts.
Breast cancer rectified: the "small lump" in question is a big swelling from a mosquito bite after bathing in the stinking Ganges river.
You just cannot trust these goddamn cockroaches.