For those with bad luck - Chinese Hungry Ghost Festival

[Greed]

Utterly gibberish, ghost only exists when human exists. Human beings are the evil themselves.

 

[no_faith]

only apply to chinese?
if other races, is ok?
bo logic leh.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Didn't someone here claim that fucking an Indian prostitute will bring good luck, as her dark CB will suck up all the bad energy and evil spirits?

holy fuck question is how does one actually make his thing become erect and then actually be able to tolerate the smell and then..........


I forgot one thing men can screw anything.

Forgot another thing does this only apply to chinese or does it apply to shit skins too?

Hate to see muthukali reading this piece of advice and screwing some keling whore only to find out her black cancels out his blackness.

 

[scoobydoo]

Even if I do the above, I can neutralise it all by hanging soursop fruits at my gate and windows.

Placing a couple of soursop fruit under my bed can actually enhance my luck during this ghoulish period. My TOTO forecasts will defy statistical odds.

If you grate soursop leaves and tree bark ...... and have them sprinkled into your bath ....... this is a sure way of attracting all the women of your desire .... much better than placing a tiger penis in your shirt pocket

hmm, i fully agree. Long Live Soursop. Hurrah.

 

[Crane]

Don't tempt fate, not immune to vixens from nether world come seduce you. Not unless you got some lucky charm from tonychat:p

Today, I'm not worthy ...... I consumed beef rendang for lunch this afternoon :o Master Tony will not grant me any wish :(

 

[ykhuser]

in the first place, how to know if your luck is low?
i know if you keep striking 4D for no obvious reason,your luck is rocket high

 

[Tuayapeh]

Knnbccb !! Tonight limpeh sure come and find those who post in this thread , don't say ah pek Bo give warning !!

 

[kopiuncle]

Knnbccb !! Tonight limpeh sure come and find those who post in this thread , don't say ah pek Bo give warning !!

you're drunk tonight
better sleep early
no bad dreams
no nightmares....ornitufu

 

[Tuayapeh]

you're drunk tonight
better sleep early
no bad dreams
no nightmares....ornitufu

Whahahahahaa !!!! Ah pek later tonight come out Liao still ask me to sleep now !! You want me to miss my bus right ? Knn !!

 

[kopiuncle]

Whahahahahaa !!!! Ah pek later tonight come out Liao still ask me to sleep now !! You want me to miss my bus right ? Knn !!

Tuayapeh, please ask the driver of the bus to take along ESCHER AND CRANE and also PHUAcb,LAUcb,NarongKelong,Wikipaedophil along to the road of darkness. The forum will be much cleaner and less dripping with red LS paint and vulgarities.Thank you.Ornitofu.

 

[Lizzert]

Knnbccb !! Tonight limpeh sure come and find those who post in this thread , don't say ah pek Bo give warning !!

Hey, will that CHC Horseface Lady also be patrolling the streets during this month?

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Only the ignorant are afraid of ghosts...
How many actual recorded incidents of ghosts harming humans?
Flip the papers and you can see countless cases of humans harming each other....
So how scary can ghosts be?

 

[kopiuncle]

Only the ignorant are afraid of ghosts...
How many actual recorded incidents of ghosts harming humans?
Flip the papers and you can see countless cases of humans harming each other....
So how scary can ghosts be?

good post ! i up you!!! good!!!

 

[jw5]

Only the ignorant are afraid of ghosts...
How many actual recorded incidents of ghosts harming humans?
Flip the papers and you can see countless cases of humans harming each other....
So how scary can ghosts be?

Totally logical.
Humans are much more scary than ghosts.
Lots of real life cases of humans harming other humans and have seen lots of scary and fucked up humans.
Never heard of real life cases of ghosts harming anyone, never seen a ghost myself, let alone a scary one.

 

[jw5]

good post ! i up you!!! good!!!

hey cheebyekia, absolutely agree with you!

 

[kopiuncle]

hey cheebyekia, absolutely agree with you!

tonite you drunk
i excuse you
u are using another handle tonite
scare of ghosts hunting you
nevermind lah...good post!!!