Dummies Guide For Teens To Choose The Right Gang To Join!

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Criteria 4: Does your headman wear a fine timepiece?
Excellent: Patek Philippe, Vacheron Constantin, Audemar Piguet
Fair : Rolex
Fail : Seiko, Casio, Timex, Swatch
Epic Fail : Uses his HP to tell time

Criteria 5: Does your headman wear fine suites?
Excellent: Bespoke custom tailored suites from Saville Row
Fair : Armani, Gucci, Hugo Boss
Fail : Non-branded suites
Epic Fail : Wears only T-shirt and jeans

Criteria 6: Does your headman own a private jet?
Excellent : Learjet, Gulfstream
Fair : Flies First Class, Business Class
Fail : Flies Economy Class
Epic Fail : Flies Budget Airlines

Criteria 7: Does your headman operates globally?
Excellent : Operates in most countries globally in all continents except Antarctica
Fair : Operates regionally in most East Asian countries
Fail : Operates only in Sg
Epic Fail : Operates only at the local shopping mall or HDB block

 

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Criteria 8: Does your headman have a concierge?
Excellent : Quintessentially
Fair : American Express "Black Card"
Fail : His mother
Epic Fail: You

 

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Criteria 9: Does your headman sign using fine writing instruments?
Excellent : MONTBLANC
Fair : Cross, Sheaffer, Parker, Caran d'Ache
Fail : Bic, Paper Mate, Pilot
Epic Fail: Has to borrow pen from others before he can sign

 

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Criteria 10: Does your headman has an arsenal of assault firearms?
Excellent: Fully automatic AK-47s, AR-15s, UZIs
Fair : Semi-auto pistols, pump action shotguns
Fail : Revolvers, bolt-action rifles
Epic Fail : Parangs, knives, baseball bats, ice picks, umbrellas

 

[clinton666]

can u be more specific? dun keep crawling in and out of your mums pussy.

u can bring in all your poodles or hooligans u seem fit.

You spastic maggot:oIo:

You have been hiding in your mum's smelly pussy for far too long and do not even know where Downtown East is Don't give me cock excuses, yes you should continue to hide in your mum's smelly pussy where it is safe.


You mum's smelly pussy can be smelled from your house to JB and Batam:oIo:

 

[konstandy]

hahaha tis the funniest tread i've read in many years thank you 666 & 369 (haha sound like the chinese gangster "play number" haha)

i hope u both can entertain me more haha nearly died laughing with your posts: i think best both of u go K K market on sunday full of blanga and both of u take out chopper and fight to see who is the biggest gangster: winner to post in utube & here hahaha

or another less bloody way is see who are cum their sperm on which opponent's face haha ...

 

[clinton666]

hahaha tis the funniest tread i've read in many years thank you 666 & 369 (haha sound like the chinese gangster "play number" haha)

i hope u both can entertain me more haha nearly died laughing with your posts: i think best both of u go K K market on sunday full of blanga and both of u take out chopper and fight to see who is the biggest gangster: winner to post in utube & here hahaha

or another less bloody way is see who are cum their sperm on which opponent's face haha ...

You retarded gay dog:oIo:

You can go to Banglaland and see how many cocks you can suck on and how much smelly cum you can swallow

 

[clinton666]

I heard that the latest 369 chief is a skinny pimpled 15 year old boy who surfs porn 24/7/369..

 

[hotbot]

hullo,young punks! use your brain to think how to make money instead! in china, i have seen many young adults, before they reach 30 already a businessman, married, owning a home and driving a car. so dun waste time on these kind of boliao thing. maybe curious when you are young but really serve no point joining gangs, if you want to join, join triads,at least can make money.:p