Dr M and MM, after spenting their whole life bickering of who is right and wrong, decided to make a bet to end it all.
The deal is to see who has the longest life on earth.
The loser will have to take back his words and apologise to the other party wholeheartedly after both have gone to heaven.
Finally, in the year 20XX, Dr M passed on and went to heaven.
MM who is still kicking alive, is cheering at his success for outliving Dr M.
In Year 20XX + 5, MM who has achieved his greatest dream of defeating Dr M, finally give up his ghost and went smiling happily to heaven.
And sure enough, he met Dr M in heaven.
MM blurted:" Now you fool, I have won and it is time for you to apologise wholeheartedly and repent on what you have said."
To his surprise, Dr M was all smiles and treated MM like his long lost good friend.
Dr M: "My dear pal, I am very happy to see you again. Let's forget all our past feuds and we shall become brothers in the land of Allah."
MM was overwhelmed by Dr M friendliness and was totally caught off guard.
He just brushed him aside and distant himself from him.
After a few hours, it's dinner time in heaven and they met once again.
MM, who has a sudden craving for pork ribs, sent the request to the waiter.
Dr M, who was sitting beside him, smiled sympathetically to MM and putting a hand on his shoulder, whispered: "My dear buddy, don't you know? All porks are banned in heaven. This is the HARD TRUTH."