U mean Prison will make Ms Chee do the squats?
Cigarettes and cough syrups will need to be consumed in the windowless bus see?
Squats are no longer considered sufficient.
First, the dog will sniff for recent sexual activity see?
Then all will strip down to their birthday suits in open air see?
Then they go through your clothes see?
Then they want to see your larynx see?
Then you tousle your hair see?
Then they want to know whether you've shaven your armpit hair see?
Then you lift up one leg after the other so they can see whether you got extra toes see?
Then you have to bend over and open your backside see?
For persons with another orifice, they want you to bend the other way and show that as well see?
Then they go through your luggage if you have them see?
Then they go through some administrative procedure, form to fill, including electives such as if you want to contact people who want to burn candles and wait outside overnight till you are released see?
Then they sort out your Leesort attire.
Ladies and catamites get blouse and skirt but no bra and panties see?
Gentlemen get shirt and shorts but no suspender see?
After that it's the fingerprints and photo routine see?
Then they show you your valuables to verify see?
After that you go inside see?
Once inside they are horny enough to see your orifices again see?