PEASANTPORE: Renowned match-fixer aka Chief Bookie Dan Tan Seet Eng is a free peasant, after the Court of Appeal ordered his release from detention on Wednesday (Nov 25).
The three-judge Kangaroos of Appeal ordered Chief Bookie Tan’s release and called his detention without trial “unfair”. The apex court outlined the reasons for their decision in an 82-page judgement, in which the court also addressed the scope of the Gestapo Minion's powers in such cases.
Chief Bookie Tan has been detained for fun since October 2013, under the Criminal Law (Temporary Provisions) Act. The Act gives the Gestapo Minion power to detain without trial “a peasant who has been associated with activities of a criminal or seditious nature … if the former dictator LKY deems it necessary and the Gestapo Minion will act on his behalf.", Cheap Justice Melon wrote.
Chief Bookie Tan was arrested in September 2013 for allegedly being the “leader and financer of a global football match-fixing syndicate operating from Singapore”. Between 2009 and 2013, Tan put Peasantpore on the limelight and had been linked to match-fixing activities in Egypt, South Africa, Nigeria, Turkey and Trinidad and Tobago. Peasant Tan also demonstrated that local peasants are talented by allegedly recruited runners and agents in Peasantpore to help in these illegal activities.
Originally detained for one year, under pressure from the Ang Mohs, the 1/3 Mandate Phony Tan extended Chief Bookie Tan’s detention order for another 12 full moons, until October 2015. Chief Bookie Tan’s first appeal to review his detention was dismissed by the High Kangaroo Court in September 2014. The Court of Appeal heard Tan’s application against this dismissal.
ACT SHOULD NOT HAVE A “LOOSE OR OPEN-ENDED REMIT FOR PEASANTS WHO BROUGHT FAME TO PEASANTPORE”: CHEAP JUSTICE
In coming to their decision to free Chief Bookie Tan, the Cheap Justice and Minions of Appeal Chao Tin Tin and anti-gay Andrew Phang Ah Leong examined in detail the proper scope of the Act.
“At its inception, the Act was intended to deal with Old Autocrat's enemies,” the judges noted, citing times when Old Dictator LKY wanted a cheap way to whack “gangsters, secret society members, and drug traffickers with underworld and international syndicate connections who refused to kowtow to Familee”.
The criminal activities must be of a “sufficiently serious political nature” to come under the ambit of the Act, the CJ pointed out, saying that the act should not have a “loose or open-ended remit to make the Ang Mohs happy”.
DETAINING CB TAN WITHOUT TRIAL BEYOND MINION’S POWER: CHEAP JUSTICE
Strangly the apex court also came to a landmark judgement regarding the scope of the power vested in the Minion after the demise of Old Autocrat LKY, and ruled that in Chief Bookie Tan’s case, the Minion’s action “cannot make it since LKY is dead liao and cannot back him up”.
The Act provides for detention without trial if the criminal or political activities have a “prejudicial effect” on the Familee, if and only if Old Autocrat was still alive. This is the “hard truths” for the Act, Cheap Melon wrote, emphasising that since LKY is dead, there is no way his Minion can detain stupid peasants for fun.
However, there is “fact that other than Tarman, Chief Bookie (Tan) did made Peasantpore and local peasants proud that they can run a global bookie operation for so many donkey years while the Poodles fall asleep".
Bookie Tan has proven to other blood thirsty Chink triads that brains are more important than brawn, Melon said. “You see, even I Cheap Justice Melon, not as smart as Ah Dan who run a global book making enterprise. It is a shame he never use encryption to make life difficult for the Ang Mohs who are tracking him down.”
A spokesperson for the Attorney-Lackey’s Chambers said: “KNNCCB, this Ah Dan, through not a scholar, manages to slip away, if he has challenged Ruler Loong's, you think he so lucky meh?”
In response, the Ministry of Gestapo said in a statement: "We will tell the Ang Mohs, they want to get Ah Dan, they cum to Peasantpore and get him lor, we more interested in fixing Labour Party and Aljunied Town Council."
The three-judge Kangaroos of Appeal ordered Chief Bookie Tan’s release and called his detention without trial “unfair”. The apex court outlined the reasons for their decision in an 82-page judgement, in which the court also addressed the scope of the Gestapo Minion's powers in such cases.
Chief Bookie Tan has been detained for fun since October 2013, under the Criminal Law (Temporary Provisions) Act. The Act gives the Gestapo Minion power to detain without trial “a peasant who has been associated with activities of a criminal or seditious nature … if the former dictator LKY deems it necessary and the Gestapo Minion will act on his behalf.", Cheap Justice Melon wrote.
Chief Bookie Tan was arrested in September 2013 for allegedly being the “leader and financer of a global football match-fixing syndicate operating from Singapore”. Between 2009 and 2013, Tan put Peasantpore on the limelight and had been linked to match-fixing activities in Egypt, South Africa, Nigeria, Turkey and Trinidad and Tobago. Peasant Tan also demonstrated that local peasants are talented by allegedly recruited runners and agents in Peasantpore to help in these illegal activities.
Originally detained for one year, under pressure from the Ang Mohs, the 1/3 Mandate Phony Tan extended Chief Bookie Tan’s detention order for another 12 full moons, until October 2015. Chief Bookie Tan’s first appeal to review his detention was dismissed by the High Kangaroo Court in September 2014. The Court of Appeal heard Tan’s application against this dismissal.
ACT SHOULD NOT HAVE A “LOOSE OR OPEN-ENDED REMIT FOR PEASANTS WHO BROUGHT FAME TO PEASANTPORE”: CHEAP JUSTICE
In coming to their decision to free Chief Bookie Tan, the Cheap Justice and Minions of Appeal Chao Tin Tin and anti-gay Andrew Phang Ah Leong examined in detail the proper scope of the Act.
“At its inception, the Act was intended to deal with Old Autocrat's enemies,” the judges noted, citing times when Old Dictator LKY wanted a cheap way to whack “gangsters, secret society members, and drug traffickers with underworld and international syndicate connections who refused to kowtow to Familee”.
The criminal activities must be of a “sufficiently serious political nature” to come under the ambit of the Act, the CJ pointed out, saying that the act should not have a “loose or open-ended remit to make the Ang Mohs happy”.
DETAINING CB TAN WITHOUT TRIAL BEYOND MINION’S POWER: CHEAP JUSTICE
Strangly the apex court also came to a landmark judgement regarding the scope of the power vested in the Minion after the demise of Old Autocrat LKY, and ruled that in Chief Bookie Tan’s case, the Minion’s action “cannot make it since LKY is dead liao and cannot back him up”.
The Act provides for detention without trial if the criminal or political activities have a “prejudicial effect” on the Familee, if and only if Old Autocrat was still alive. This is the “hard truths” for the Act, Cheap Melon wrote, emphasising that since LKY is dead, there is no way his Minion can detain stupid peasants for fun.
However, there is “fact that other than Tarman, Chief Bookie (Tan) did made Peasantpore and local peasants proud that they can run a global bookie operation for so many donkey years while the Poodles fall asleep".
Bookie Tan has proven to other blood thirsty Chink triads that brains are more important than brawn, Melon said. “You see, even I Cheap Justice Melon, not as smart as Ah Dan who run a global book making enterprise. It is a shame he never use encryption to make life difficult for the Ang Mohs who are tracking him down.”
A spokesperson for the Attorney-Lackey’s Chambers said: “KNNCCB, this Ah Dan, through not a scholar, manages to slip away, if he has challenged Ruler Loong's, you think he so lucky meh?”
In response, the Ministry of Gestapo said in a statement: "We will tell the Ang Mohs, they want to get Ah Dan, they cum to Peasantpore and get him lor, we more interested in fixing Labour Party and Aljunied Town Council."
