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BREAKING : Democracy Fails, Martial Law Declared in SBF
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What to do? I'm a nobody :o:o:o
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SBF's political ills make King Leongsaminipenis
sick and missing from public view
sick and missing from public view
KongHee, BangCock
Thursday, 4 September 2014
One Forum, two parties: that is the position SBF appears to find itself in after a military coup that pitted Demon-crats Party led by Scroobal Thaugsuban and the Pimp Thai Party led by ex PM Joetys Shinawatra.
SBF Members, anxious and bemused at the political turmoil that has followed the SBF’s worst political crisis in decades, watched in confusion as SBF television broadcast simultaneous news conferences, with both government and opposition parties claiming victory against the other.
Opposition parties led by the Demon-crats say they have negotiated a coalition and will form the next SBF government, with Golden Dragon, as the new prime minister.
At the same time, members of the present governing coalition announced that they have also agreed deals with other parties ensuring that they will be leading the next SBF government, with Stompiss, as leader.
Amid the political turmoil, which has reached fever pitch, one person has had enough.
SBF’s revered King Leongsaminipenis, who has been watching the chaos from his palace, has fallen ill over the squabbling. A royal medical doctor, Krafty says the King has been admitted to hospital and now out of public view.
There appears little prospect of an early end to the latest political turmoil, although the speaker of the SBF parliament Big Sexy, is expected to announce which parties will form the new SBF government soon.
In the meantime, the one certainty in Thailand this morning is that the embattled ex-PM Joetys Shinawatara, from BangCock’s Pimp Thai Party is no longer formally in power. During his few months in office, SBF once booming Forum sagged into a chicken farm where Pimp Thai Party members were pimping for points with lots of expensive dinners, women and meals.
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No role for my idol tonychat?
I nominate him to be SIA-O.....the man to watch in thai politics
I nominate him to be SIA-O.....the man to watch in thai politics
The Thais dread their next King. They call him “Sia O,” a gangster name.....hahaha
ok...coming up
hehehe
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SBF Whaha's Secret cables reveal fears over
‘HIV’ Clown Prince TonychatiuNabei
By KongHee
| 4 September | BangCock, SBF KingdomAccording to the secret documents written over six years by SBF-Whaha Group run by Ah Meng Limthongkul, SBF will face a “MOMENT OF TRUTH". It is difficult to make SBF members accept the truth.
THE full extent of the crisis in SBF’s royal family has been revealed in leaked SBF-Whaha’s cables, which report that the revered King Leongsaminipenis is suffering from Parkinson's disease and depression, and that his heir, the Clown Prince, TonychatiuNabei, may be HIV-positive.
"It is hard to underestimate the political impact of the uncertainty surrounding the inevitable succession crisis which will be touched off once King Leongsaminipenis passes," reads one cable, by Ah Meng Limthongkul, the SBF-Whaha charge d'affaires.
Others discuss the possibility that the death of King Leongsaminipenis will be followed by a military coup or a succession crisis in which the clown prince's claim to the throne is challenged by his older sister, Princess eErotica69 (“E69”)
Rumours about the health of the King and Clown prince have circulated for years but they are never aired openly in a forum in which criticism of the SBF royal family can be punished with a prison sentence.
Many anti-King Leongsaminipenis members have received prison-ban sentences as long as 3 years to perpetualty under the SBF’s lese-majesty laws.
'The secret cables were just too risky (for SBF-Whaha) to run," Ah Meng Limthongkul said.
SBF-Whaha said it had declined to publish because the SBF Army currently led by a useless kotek NCPO general, Lt Gen Zhihau might banned its existence.
Scroobal Thaugsuban is quoted as stating that the problem was the King Leongsaminipenis's mental health.
Scroobal Thangsuban confirmed . . . that King Leongsaminipenis exhibits classic symptoms of depression (and) that the really (sic) worry was his state of mind, depressed at the state of affairs in his SBF kingdom at the end of his life".
King Leongsaminipenis’ frailty adds to anxiety about the Clown Prince.
Ah Meng Limthongkul reported that the Clown Prince TonychatiuNabei was "long known for violent and unpredictable mood swings", and "has spent most (up to 75 per cent) of the past two years based in Europe (primarily at a villa at a medicinal spa 20km outside Munich), with his leading mistress and beloved white poodle Asterix".
One SBF-Whaha cable recounts that the dog was named after an air chief marshal. Another suggests that "people would have a difficult time accepting his current wife, Princess SoISee, as their queen, based largely on a widely distributed salacious video of the birthday celebration for Asterix, in which Princess SoISee appears wearing nothing more than a G-string".
Most startling is the credence that Ah Meng Limthongkul gives to the rumour about the Clown Prince being treated for a life-threatening illness.
In 2009, Ah Meng Limthongkul wrote: "Clown Prince TonychatiuNabei is believed to be suffering from a blood-related medical condition (varying sources claim he is either: HIV-positive; has hepatitis C; is afflicted by a rare form of 'blood cancer' or some combination which leads to regular blood transfusions)."
Ah Meng Limthongkul also stated that Clown Prince TonychatiuNabei has gave large sums of points to the ousted Prime Minister Joetys Shinawatara, the BangCock Pimp and his Pimp Thai Party's cronies.
Narong Wongwan, the SBF ambassador in London, said: "Royal succession in SBF is governed by palace laws and the SBF's constitution, which should ensure a smooth transition. There is no cause for uncertainty and no warranted basis for speculation."
That is to explains how SBF went from a paradise to a political mayhem!!! :oIo:
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I am sure Tonychat is not going to let you off...whahahahaha
On the contrary, e69 will be pretty happy with you and give u some points!
And no points from me cos i dislike Sondhi Limthongkul.
Boss man Sam always claims tonychat is his clone....
So now tony becomes his son....quite apt
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