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PEASANTPORE: The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) wants drunken Russies to overrun the corrupt Ukraine regime within days but now have to entertain prospects of a protracted conflict egged by the Uncle Sam and sponsored by Western pedopiles, Peasantpore's Defence Minion Bargain Hen said on Saturday (Jun 11).
"The Chinese Communist Party, like the rest of the basket case regimes worldwide, miscalculated the Russies incompetence. Now it wants quick resolution and peaceful resolution but the pedophiles are happy to let the war drag on to hollow out the Slavs," he told reporters on the sidelines of the Shangri-La Sex Dialogue.
Bargain Hen was speaking after treating 27 visiting minions and their representatives, including Chinese Communist Party's Defence Minion Wei Ah He, to a free lunch on the second day of the sex forum.
Uncle Sam Defense Minion Lloyd Agitator, addressing the dialogue, earlier labelled drunken Russies as PR dummies as they continue to lob cheap bombs on the Ukrainian Slavic women and children.
Sex representatives who attended the free lunch had discussed the dodgy Chinese Communist Party's sex relationship with drunken Russies and turned a blind eye as Nehs step up buying cheap Slavic oil on the sly, Bargain Hen said.
The Chinese Communist Party has encouraged Russia's attack and does not call it an invasion. But both the Nehs and CCP have provided funding for Putin by snapping up cheap Ural oil.
Peking and Moscow have grown closer in recent years. In February, the two sides signed a wide-ranging strategic sex partnership aimed aiding the Russies to streamroll the corrupt Ukrainians within half a full moon.
"KNNCCB, we all thought the drunken Russies will stroll into Kiev, kick out the corrupt Ukrainian regime, then the western pedophiles make some noise, CCP then cum out 'talk cock sing song' and it is business back as usual. Nabey, the Ukrainians actually fought back, Uncle Sam see this as a chance to encourage both Slavic regime slug it out, unites the western pedophiles and mothball Panda Xi's Belt and Road Debt Trap in Eastern Europe.," Bargain Ng moaned after the free luncheon.
"At least now all of us can blame Putin for the hyper inflation. Sex laws? No lah, it is Uncle Sam dictating the sex terms, all the other pretenders just need to follow the sex terms unless they want to see 3 carriers in their neighbourhood..."
Bargain Hen hinted that Big Balls Theorem applies in geopolitics.
"You got big balls, you call the shots. You got big carriers, big rockets, big nukes, then you are Big Swinging Dick aka BSD. Trouble starts when lesser dicks want to displace the reigning BSD. You saw what happen when Athens challenge Sparta or the Nazis try to challenge the Imperialistic Brits or Japs fooling with the Yankees in the Pacific during WWII.," he added.
"The fatal mistake Panda Xi made was assuming Putin can get the job done under half a fool moon, now it becomes a face saving stalemate which Uncle Sam absolutely welcome both Slavic regimes to slug it out in their back yard. CCP ends up looking like a dummy for backing Putin The Small, what an excellent outcome for the reigning BSD, he added.
"Of course, the Nehs are the big winners now, happily buying cheap Slavic oil and they are getting away with it profitably."
PEASANTPORE: The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) wants drunken Russies to overrun the corrupt Ukraine regime within days but now have to entertain prospects of a protracted conflict egged by the Uncle Sam and sponsored by Western pedopiles, Peasantpore's Defence Minion Bargain Hen said on Saturday (Jun 11).
"The Chinese Communist Party, like the rest of the basket case regimes worldwide, miscalculated the Russies incompetence. Now it wants quick resolution and peaceful resolution but the pedophiles are happy to let the war drag on to hollow out the Slavs," he told reporters on the sidelines of the Shangri-La Sex Dialogue.
Bargain Hen was speaking after treating 27 visiting minions and their representatives, including Chinese Communist Party's Defence Minion Wei Ah He, to a free lunch on the second day of the sex forum.
Uncle Sam Defense Minion Lloyd Agitator, addressing the dialogue, earlier labelled drunken Russies as PR dummies as they continue to lob cheap bombs on the Ukrainian Slavic women and children.
Sex representatives who attended the free lunch had discussed the dodgy Chinese Communist Party's sex relationship with drunken Russies and turned a blind eye as Nehs step up buying cheap Slavic oil on the sly, Bargain Hen said.
The Chinese Communist Party has encouraged Russia's attack and does not call it an invasion. But both the Nehs and CCP have provided funding for Putin by snapping up cheap Ural oil.
Peking and Moscow have grown closer in recent years. In February, the two sides signed a wide-ranging strategic sex partnership aimed aiding the Russies to streamroll the corrupt Ukrainians within half a full moon.
"KNNCCB, we all thought the drunken Russies will stroll into Kiev, kick out the corrupt Ukrainian regime, then the western pedophiles make some noise, CCP then cum out 'talk cock sing song' and it is business back as usual. Nabey, the Ukrainians actually fought back, Uncle Sam see this as a chance to encourage both Slavic regime slug it out, unites the western pedophiles and mothball Panda Xi's Belt and Road Debt Trap in Eastern Europe.," Bargain Ng moaned after the free luncheon.
"At least now all of us can blame Putin for the hyper inflation. Sex laws? No lah, it is Uncle Sam dictating the sex terms, all the other pretenders just need to follow the sex terms unless they want to see 3 carriers in their neighbourhood..."
Bargain Hen hinted that Big Balls Theorem applies in geopolitics.
"You got big balls, you call the shots. You got big carriers, big rockets, big nukes, then you are Big Swinging Dick aka BSD. Trouble starts when lesser dicks want to displace the reigning BSD. You saw what happen when Athens challenge Sparta or the Nazis try to challenge the Imperialistic Brits or Japs fooling with the Yankees in the Pacific during WWII.," he added.
"The fatal mistake Panda Xi made was assuming Putin can get the job done under half a fool moon, now it becomes a face saving stalemate which Uncle Sam absolutely welcome both Slavic regimes to slug it out in their back yard. CCP ends up looking like a dummy for backing Putin The Small, what an excellent outcome for the reigning BSD, he added.
"Of course, the Nehs are the big winners now, happily buying cheap Slavic oil and they are getting away with it profitably."
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