Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

[DerekLeung]

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[tun_dr_m]

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PAP GOVT got more inventions than Apple:

They got Million $$$ Ministers WITHOUT BRAINS!

They got BBQ MP without ears!

They got big time SAF generals without balls!

They got walkover GRCs without VOTES!

They got ERP without cash!

They got jump MRT without news (cover-up)!

They got Ferris Wheel without spin (stuck!)

They got Media without truth!

They got Kangaroo Court without Justice!


Revolutionary or not?

 

[DerekLeung]

PAP GOVT got more inventions than Apple:

They got Million $$$ Ministers WITHOUT BRAINS!

They got BBQ MP without ears!

They got big time SAF generals without balls!

They got walkover GRCs without VOTES!

They got ERP without cash!

They got jump MRT without news (cover-up)!

They got Ferris Wheel without spin (stuck!)

They got Media without truth!

They got Kangaroo Court without Justice!


Revolutionary or not?

Singapore is a dream . You don't need brains to have money .

 

[char_jig_kar]

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Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Probably a hoax. It cant be. How to type a an essay then? Its too cumbersome without using keyboard for input. Nah. This laptop without keyboard, it cant be real.

 

[AvalanCh3]

there ARE laptops without keyboard and its not new cos keyboard can be integrated into touch screen.

 

[char_jig_kar]

Don't think there's any form of word input faster than keyboard.

Touch screen still has keyboard on the screen isn't it?

The keywords are keyboard, and laptop.

 

[Sideswipe]

I think Apple are trying to be too clever. Some things are essential.

 

[imperialarms]

AAPL worst company in the world

 

[char_jig_kar]

I think Apple are trying to be too clever. Some things are essential.

Its probably a hoax.

 

[singveld]

sound like something sammyboy would buy.

but apple will not build such thing, also amercian comedy sucks, tell them to see Little Britian in USA. Much better.

 

[Leongsam]

I think Apple are trying to be too clever. Some things are essential.

You guys are REALLY lame!

It's from the ONION for crying out loud!

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[imperialarms]

You guys are REALLY lame!

It's from the ONION for crying out loud!

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The Onion's articles comment on current events, both real and imagined. It parodies traditional newspaper features, such as editorials, man-on-the-street interviews, and stock quotes, as well as traditional newspaper layout and AP-style editorial voice. Much of its humor depends on presenting everyday events as newsworthy items, and by playing on commonly used phrases, as in the headline "Drugs Win Drug War."

no need to try and defend AAPL anymore

 

[Leongsam]

no need to try and defend AAPL anymore

Another moron!

 

[besotted]

Sammyboy don't be too harsh

English may not be their first language. So satire doesn't work.

 

[Leongsam]

Sammyboy don't be too harsh

English may not be their first language. So satire doesn't work.

It has nothing to do with language. It's the sinkie state of mind!:(

 

[shOUTloud]

Not many pple knows Onion and not many spot the Onion logo at the start.

 

[Harry Lee]

THE ONION:

Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
'We Expected Eternal Paradise For This,' Say Suicide Bombers

September 26, 2001 | Issue 37•34


JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell

"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"

The rest of Atta's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.

According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival.

 

[red amoeba]

one of the most worthless invention - how to type fast?

I remembered there was a Nokia phone that was once launched also without the number pad - and shaped like a lipstick.

OMG, it is a real pain to type a message loh...and the project was deemed a failure. Looks nice but little utility value.

 

[tun_dr_m]

You guys are REALLY lame!

It's from the ONION for crying out loud!

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The Onion is an American "fake news" organization. It features satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news as well as an entertainment newspaper and website known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 690,000 and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old. [2]

The Onion's articles comment on current events, both real and imagined. It parodies traditional newspaper features, such as editorials, man-on-the-street interviews, and stock quotes, as well as traditional newspaper layout and AP-style editorial voice. Much of its humor depends on presenting everyday events as newsworthy items, and by playing on commonly used phrases, as in the headline "Drugs Win Drug War."

What I posted are 100% REAL STUFF it is PAP:

They got Million $$$ Ministers WITHOUT BRAINS!

They got BBQ MP without ears!

They got big time SAF generals without balls!

They got walkover GRCs without VOTES!

They got ERP without cash!

They got jump MRT without news (cover-up)!

They got Ferris Wheel without spin (stuck!)

They got Media without truth!

They got Kangaroo Court without Justice!

 

[Leongsam]

one of the most worthless invention - how to type fast?

Another moron alert! beep beep.