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Agent offer whatever it takes to get deal done

PropertyWatcher

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I am an investment buyer and I think the market is heading for a long downturn for the next five years. Still I like to stay in touch with the market and once in a while a bargain - usually distressed asset - may emerge.

Usually the agents would call me if they think there is a possible bargain that I may be interested in and also if there is an auction in the locations I'm interested in.

This afternoon was different. This afternoon an agent with handphone number 967XXXXX offered me "whatever it takes" if I bought the unit she had listed.

I never dealt with her before. She called me and said so-and-so had referred her to me. She said she had this listing in Katong area attractively priced and the owner is there if I need to ask any questions.

When I arrived she said the owner had left to attend to an urgent matter and showed me around. She is quite attractive in her early 30s. She said she is quite new in the business and the last year has been very quiet and she is willing to do whatever it takes to close the deal.

She was very straightforward. She said she will try her best to get the owner to lower price to the point that I agree but if there is a small difference she asked me to have a "generous" attitude and not worry about it. For my troubles, she will do "whatever it takes" to make me happy.

I ask her what she meant by "whatever it takes" and she said smiled and said "let's not be naive" and flashed a bit of her skin..

NO I did not take up on the offer, but it just goes to show the market is getting bad now and agents are now desperate for business.

Capitaland share price is now just above $4.00, only afew months after Liew Mun Leong sold at $6.88.
 
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allanlee

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luckily u didn't bite.... could have been a trap.
One of my client's 18 yr old daughter went party with her classmates last november after her "A" levels...... two months later discovered she was preggy but the daddy is NS boy from poor family..... smart girl hatched a scheme with her cousin and went to Zouk to snare some idiot into taking responsibilty for the baby..... she was lucky and managed to be hit on by the son of an elite VIP..... brought her whole family to the elite's home to cowpeh cowbu claiming their son made her preggy....... the wedding reception is end of this month :p
 

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Hmmm....resort to the oldest trick in the ancient tome??

luckily u didn't bite.... could have been a trap.
One of my client's 18 yr old daughter went party with her classmates last november after her "A" levels...... two months later discovered she was preggy but the daddy is NS boy from poor family..... smart girl hatched a scheme with her cousin and went to Zouk to snare some idiot into taking responsibilty for the baby..... she was lucky and managed to be hit on by the son of an elite VIP..... brought her whole family to the elite's home to cowpeh cowbu claiming their son made her preggy....... the wedding reception is end of this month :p

Well, let's see what happen next when a DNA is carry out....but whatever the outcome, she will benefits due to the SWCL.
 

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luckily u didn't bite.... could have been a trap.
One of my client's 18 yr old daughter went party with her classmates last november after her "A" levels...... two months later discovered she was preggy but the daddy is NS boy from poor family..... smart girl hatched a scheme with her cousin and went to Zouk to snare some idiot into taking responsibilty for the baby..... she was lucky and managed to be hit on by the son of an elite VIP..... brought her whole family to the elite's home to cowpeh cowbu claiming their son made her preggy....... the wedding reception is end of this month :p

when the DNA tests are out, things will get very ugly... :biggrin:
 

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luckily u didn't bite.... could have been a trap.
One of my client's 18 yr old daughter went party with her classmates last november after her "A" levels...... two months later discovered she was preggy but the daddy is NS boy from poor family..... smart girl hatched a scheme with her cousin and went to Zouk to snare some idiot into taking responsibilty for the baby..... she was lucky and managed to be hit on by the son of an elite VIP..... brought her whole family to the elite's home to cowpeh cowbu claiming their son made her preggy....... the wedding reception is end of this month :p
Wouldn't the vip's son be smart enough to sign a pre-nuptial agreement and do a dna test later?
 

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this kind of story i don't quite believe. this is not 20 years ago and abortion is legal in singapore. To go thru the extent of hatching a scheme is not really believable these days. And 2 months into pregnancy, she can hatch a plan to bed another guy and tell him have to get married? I really think its too far-fetched. Even if kpkb to the boy's parents, also not many will believe.
Imagine if they go to a doctor, by that time the girl would be at least 3-4 months into pregnancy and don't tell me no one smell a fish?

As for the property at Katong, attractive priced unit, don't need to sleep with anyone lah. If the price is really attractive, advertise in newspaper sure sold by then. No need to even give 1/2 ball. only lousy property, the agent have to do "extra".
 

jw5

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this kind of story i don't quite believe. this is not 20 years ago and abortion is legal in singapore. To go thru the extent of hatching a scheme is not really believable these days. And 2 months into pregnancy, she can hatch a plan to bed another guy and tell him have to get married? I really think its too far-fetched. Even if kpkb to the boy's parents, also not many will believe.
Imagine if they go to a doctor, by that time the girl would be at least 3-4 months into pregnancy and don't tell me no one smell a fish?

As for the property at Katong, attractive priced unit, don't need to sleep with anyone lah. If the price is really attractive, advertise in newspaper sure sold by then. No need to even give 1/2 ball. only lousy property, the agent have to do "extra".
silverfox
You ever "got lucky" this way? :smile:
What casino exploits have you embarked on lately?
 

ahbengsong

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this kind of story i don't quite believe. this is not 20 years ago and abortion is legal in singapore. To go thru the extent of hatching a scheme is not really believable these days. And 2 months into pregnancy, she can hatch a plan to bed another guy and tell him have to get married? I really think its too far-fetched. Even if kpkb to the boy's parents, also not many will believe.
Imagine if they go to a doctor, by that time the girl would be at least 3-4 months into pregnancy and don't tell me no one smell a fish?

As for the property at Katong, attractive priced unit, don't need to sleep with anyone lah. If the price is really attractive, advertise in newspaper sure sold by then. No need to even give 1/2 ball. only lousy property, the agent have to do "extra".

:biggrin::wink:... the same poster also said that SIA newbie crew are forced into vice ring with their sex acts on camera.... must be on medication...

 

The MilkMan

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heard and read a lot about this type of people.
you can fault them for doing it,they also have to survive.
though i do not approve it.
 

silverfox@

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You ever "got lucky" this way? :smile:
What casino exploits have you embarked on lately?

Some people have I think, but i don't have leh. But its when they see the desperate situation and the buyer ask, not the agent offer.
Agents don't normally offer till the buyer makes the proposal. Not this way as in the agent make the proposal. Just like a roadshow insurance agent comes up to you and say she sleep with you if you buy a policy from her, i don't think its this case and most of the time is the buyer ask, rather than agent ask.

most of these people are just trying to make a living. so i don't think its nice to exploit the situation. Sleep with her, i have to buy the property, the cost of owning the property is so much more than just to pay fuck and forget. I might as well go sex forum and simply dial any okts, only cost less than $200 and no need to worry fork out over a million for a property. :o
 

jw5

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Some people have I think, but i don't have leh. But its when they see the desperate situation and the buyer ask, not the agent offer.
Agents don't normally offer till the buyer makes the proposal. Not this way as in the agent make the proposal. Just like a roadshow insurance agent comes up to you and say she sleep with you if you buy a policy from her, i don't think its this case and most of the time is the buyer ask, rather than agent ask.

most of these people are just trying to make a living. so i don't think its nice to exploit the situation. Sleep with her, i have to buy the property, the cost of owning the property is so much more than just to pay fuck and forget. I might as well go sex forum and simply dial any okts, only cost less than $200 and no need to worry fork out over a million for a property. :o
Sometimes it's the thrill of who you're fcuking rather than the actual fcuk itself.
And if the person intends to buy the property anyway, he might just think why not?
But I really doubt that most of these rumours or stories are true, things like these get around really quickly and will ruin reputations, unless the woman is really desperate for money very quickly.
 

hungary fighter

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itz not that bad in the property market here......i have a friend whoz an agent & shez doing very well......this agent must b really desperate or loan shark after her.......????
 

pia

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I ask her what she meant by "whatever it takes" and she said smiled and said "let's not be naive" and flashed a bit of her skin..

NO I did not take up on the offer, but it just goes to show the market is getting bad now and agents are now desperate for business.

I don't have the dough to buy, but I can bluff bluff her :biggrin: So PM me her number straightaway bro :wink: Promise you a FR after the "deal" :biggrin:
 

silverfox@

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Sometimes it's the thrill of who you're fcuking rather than the actual fcuk itself.
And if the person intends to buy the property anyway, he might just think why not?
But I really doubt that most of these rumours or stories are true, things like these get around really quickly and will ruin reputations, unless the woman is really desperate for money very quickly.

Actually its very easy to decipher. If let's say an agent can table her body as part of the transaction, i would say she's probably a divorcee. singles normally don't do that. if they are single, normally they are very independent, strong characters.

for property investors, normally will look for that specific few, rather than the agent bring over and then the intention to buy comes in.
the sex part is always the bonus. If you ask me, i wouldn't engage an agent who offers herself. Because if she can offer herself as part of the deal to me, she can offer herself to anyone.
Nothing in this world is free, so by beding her, i will not be getting a good deal from the property. if it is a good deal, she wouldn't sleep with me. Also if i engage her to sell any property for me, how i know whether she will offer herself to another buyer, get commission from them and give me an offer not to my interest?

as for rumours, its everywhere. if the girl shows a bit of flesh, even if she don't sleep around, people will create rumours. just like what you see in this forum. nothing can become something:p
 

madmansg

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Next time when I meet pretty property agents I wont forget to ask her if she will do whatever it takes and watch her reaction.
 
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