A Singaporean's guide to living in Thailand

[Narong Wongwan]

haha good one. This is something uniquely Thailand. A couple years back, at least upcountry, nobody used ice in the drum and there were no waterblaster/water cannons (they use a plastic scoop) so it was easier to escape being hit. Now, they are ubiquitous everywhere.

Back in the days when me and my friends were part of a biker group and they would organize trips up to Hatyai during songkran....we would sling our water blasters on our backs and riding in a convoy it seems like we were going into battle....it was quite a sight

 

[chonburifc]

No boasting but I dispute that....definitely more that 3 liters.

Can offer a detailed breakdown ?

Probably lost count liaoz.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Can offer a detailed breakdown ?

Ok have to research for this and my math not so good.

Average amount of sperm per ejaculation is 2-5 ml we take as 3.5ml.
We take an average male has sex 100 times per year not counting teenage masterbating days.
Within 10 years already can breach 3 liters.

 

[chonburifc]

Ok have to research for this and my math not so good.

Average amount of sperm per ejaculation is 2-5 ml we take as 3.5ml.
We take an average male has sex 100 times per year not counting teenage masterbating days.
Within 10 years already can breach 3 liters.

Need to plus another 5-10% for unaccounted wet dreams.

 

[chonburifc]

OK, here's my dinner at a favorite roadside along Sukumvit Road. Duck Noodle (Kway Teow Sen Yai) with extra blood and 10 stick of Pork satay. Total THB 80 (THB 30+THB 50). A little unhealthy but saeb lai lai! :p

 

[chonburifc]

Yes, I am weak. Originally, thought of 'guai guai' stay at home tonight. But the urge to go out 'Dern Len' very strong. No target yet, will just ride my bike around and see if there's any interesting joint. :p

 

[Khun Ying Pojaman]

OK, here's my dinner at a favorite roadside along Sukumvit Road. Duck Noodle (Kway Teow Sen Yai) with extra blood and 10 stick of Pork satay. Total THB 80 (THB 30+THB 50). A little unhealthy but saeb lai lai! :p

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I'm craving for Thai food liao .... miss my Tom Yam Gung. BTW, how much do you normally pay for Tom Yam Gung ?

 

[Khun Ying Pojaman]

8 killed in van crash; driver goes on the run
Supachai Phetchthewee
The Nation

BANGKOK: -- Highways Police Division chief Pol Maj-General Noraboon Naenna vowed to enforce strictly the laws limiting transport vans' speed to 120km/h, after a van transporting foreign labourers crashed into the rear of a parked six-wheel truck yesterday morning, killing eight people and injuring five others.

The accident happened at 7am at Kilometre 59 of Kanchanaphisek Ring Road heading towards Bang Na.

The impact killed two Thais and six Cambodians. Two injured Burmese women and three Cambodian women were taken to Piyamin Hospital.

Police suspected van driver Natthapong Phothong, 37, who fled the accident scene, dozed off behind the wheel and lost control of the van, causing it to crash into the truck, which was parked on the roadside.

The van was hired to transport workers from Pathum Thani to Sa Kaew's Rong Kleu border market, and was not a regular transport van, Noraboon said.

He said he would meet with highway police to tackle the issue of transport-van drivers who speed to squeeze in more trips, and who use additional seats to cram in more passengers.

He said speeding and overloading made it very difficult for drivers to control the vans. Police would strictly enforce the laws, including limiting transport vans to 120km/h on highways, Noraboon said.

Highway Police 8 superintendent Pol Colonel Thanawat Wattanaku said the accident followed a crash on January 6 in which a Bangkok-Chachoengsao transport van crashed into a stationary 18-wheel trailer, killing six passengers, on the Bangkok motorway.

Pointing out that the January 6 accident resulted from the driver dozing off, he said the latest accident might have occurred for the same reason.

Police will bring the driver to justice soon, he said.

Thanawat aims to call in van operators and drivers to talk about safe highway driving. He said a law should be drafted making van operators or companies liable for negligence when drivers cause accidents, because passengers put their lives in drivers' hands.

 

[GoldenDragon]

No boasting but I dispute that....definitely more that 3 liters.

Agree. 3 litres is just 2 big bottles of mineral water.

 

[Froggy]

This one must verify with Joety. Maybe Poseidon keeps a record

Poseidon, Emmanuelle, Utopia, Colonze, Plaza, La Defense, The Lord, Long Beach, knn how to count?

Back in the days when me and my friends were part of a biker group and they would organize trips up to Hatyai during songkran....we would sling our water blasters on our backs and riding in a convoy it seems like we were going into battle....it was quite a sight

Ya Narong, like lau-hero

 

[Froggy]

Agree. 3 litres is just 2 big bottles of mineral water.

You all damn gross tonight la. Spit Spit already la why still count knn sibeh jialat man

 

[Froggy]

Just showered and got home from dinner and drinks with my sister's family who are visiting Bangkok. Had seafood dinner at Nathong and then 3 bottles of red wine at Wine I Love You. Very tired and sleep but not drunk. I love it when family visit me. So nice.

 

[spotter542]

Sawadeekarp !
Tonight only Pii joetys keen lao , the rest all guai guai meh ?

 

[Froggy]

Sawadeekarp !
Tonight only Pii joetys keen lao , the rest all guai guai meh ?

Sawasdee krup Pii Spotter. Now I wake up still blur. You have a good sunday pii.

 

[yinyang]

.. 3 bottles of red wine at Wine I Love You. Very tired and sleep but not drunk. I love it when family visit me. So nice.

What's your preference, shiraz or merlot? Red good for your digestion, health and ...libido

 

[chonburifc]

8 killed in van crash; driver goes on the run
BANGKOK: -- Highways Police Division chief Pol Maj-General Noraboon Naenna vowed to enforce strictly the laws limiting transport vans' speed to 120km/h, after a van transporting foreign labourers crashed into the rear of a parked six-wheel truck yesterday morning, killing eight people and injuring five others.
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The van was hired to transport workers from Pathum Thani to Sa Kaew's Rong Kleu border market, and was not a regular transport van, Noraboon said.

It's Rot Tu (Mini Bus) again. Only foreigners goes to Rong Kluea for VISA runs. Locals will cross over to Poi Pet (Cambodia) to try their luck at the casinos.

 

[chonburifc]

Had 2 round of Long Island tea at Cocktail Car (another branch) in Big C Pattaya North. Prefer outdoor place cos' can smoke.

Opposite where I am sitting is a stretch of bar beers.

 

[chonburifc]

Some chio bus also drinking cocktail. Pai seh for the poor quality (samsung's fault) :p

 

[chonburifc]

One of the most famous or infamous Arb Nam joint (Sabai Dee) is just across the road. There are many Arb Nam joints that call Sabai. Have Sabai Dee, Sabai Land and Sabai Sabai.

 

[chonburifc]

The place where I am is call Big C Central Center (aka Second Road Pattaya North). Most of the Arb Nam joints are along this stretch of road. There are also many Bar Beers around here but not so many Agogo joints. Went to Moon River Pub/Restaurant after this. Sad to say, Moon River Pub/Restuarant CMI. Here's a pic of Central Center.