I really want to cry when I see these quotes

sochi2014

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #1

Of Course I know Life is difficult. Don't forget you were made by me - God

 

sochi2014

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #2

If you miss the sunrise I made for you today. Never mind. I'll made you another one tomorrow - God

 

sochi2014

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Loyal

• Aug 4, 2014

• #3

Don't forget your umbrella. I might water the plants today. - God

 

sochi2014

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #4

How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you. - God

 

sochi2014

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #5

Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the Platypus. Didn't I? - God.

 

sochi2014

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #6

It's not the end of the world. Not until I say so. Anyway. - God.

 

sochi2014

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Loyal

• Aug 4, 2014

• #7

I hate rules. That's why I only made ten of them. - God.

 

sochi2014

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #8

If I gave you everything you asked for. Where would you put it? - God.

 

sochi2014

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Loyal

• Aug 4, 2014

• #9

If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning. You should look at my masterpiece in the mirror?- God.

 

sochi2014

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Loyal

• Aug 4, 2014

• #10

What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper? - God.

 

sochi2014

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #11

Nietzsche is Dead. - God

 

sochi2014

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Loyal

• Aug 4, 2014

• #12

Don't drive after drinking. I know you don't want to see me right now. --God.

 

sochi2014

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Loyal

• Aug 4, 2014

• #13

I am a perfectionist. Look yourself in the mirror. -- God.

 

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Semaj2357

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #14

if man was made to fly, I'd given them wings -- god

 

sochi2014

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Loyal

• Aug 4, 2014

• #15

Semaj2357 said:

if man was made to fly, I'd given them wings -- god

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agreed!

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laksaboy

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #16

I came in like a wrecking ball. I never hit so hard in love. All I wanted was to break your walls. All you ever did was break me. Yeah, you wreck me. - God

 

HTOLAS

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #17

Your 'God' appears grammatically challenged.

sochi2014 said:

If you miss the sunrise I made for you today. Never mind. I'll made you another one tomorrow - God

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laksaboy

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #18

I find romance when I start to dance in boogie wonderland. - God

 

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Cerebral

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #19

laksaboy said:

I came in like a wrecking ball. I never hit so hard in love. All I wanted was to break your walls. All you ever did was break me. Yeah, you wreck me. - God

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Hahahahaha. Good one

 

Sinkie

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• Aug 4, 2014

• #20

I made you in my image, remember? Therefore, you don't need me anymore. So, stop calling for me. Get this message into your fucking head, idiot - God