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Frodo

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Gong cheebye is retard, can't reason. Tell us how the kangaroos crossed the ocean and land. ?
:wink:

Who told you they crossed the oceans? On land they hop lah, ah then what, you think they swim? LOL! Abysmally ignorant village atheist really abysmally ignorant.:wink:
 
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beensetfree

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Loud Honor

The louder he talked of his honor,
the faster we counted our spoons.

~Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)~
 

beensetfree

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HEARING PROBLEM -- A TRUE STORY

At the Saturday night tent revival the preacher announces,
"Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar."

Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks:
"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,
"Leroy how is your hearing now?"

Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't 'til next Wednesday."

Happy 2014 everyone
 

drifteri

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I know many fellow Bible believers but none with your kind of fetish.:wink:

Don't even know famous history, it was your fellow holy bible believers in the dark age You are damn fucking retarded, gong cheebye.

If (only if) I were a christian, I would thrust this device used by your fore-believers of the bible up your holy arsehole. :biggrin::wink:

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Frodo

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Don't even know famous history, it was your fellow holy bible believers in the dark age You are damn fucking retarded, gong cheebye.

If (only if) I were a christian, I would thrust this device used by your fore-believers of the bible up your holy arsehole. :biggrin::wink:

machines_malice_pear_anguish.jpg

So what's stopping you from being a Christian then?:wink:
 

drifteri

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Who told you they crossed the oceans? On land they hop lah, ah then what, you think they swim? LOL! Abysmally ignorant village atheist really abysmally ignorant.:wink:

You can't backup, plainly another of your stupid lie and delusion. The stupid book is outdated, you are living in dark age. whahahaha:wink:
 

beensetfree

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Generous Asset
The Rose Garden


There was once a woman, who, after years of work had grown a
beautiful rose garden. She worked a couple hours every day;
pruning, cleaning, feeding and weeding.

People would come from
many miles away to see the beautiful roses. The colors were
vibrant, the flowers were so big, you needed two hands to hold
them. Each day nurtured and cared for. Her love showed in her
garden.

After many years, the effects of time took their toll on the
lady and she was forced to abandon her garden and rely on her
daughter for care. Her daughter didn't mind.

She loved her
mother and felt it a great opportunity to spend time and really
get to know her Mother....sort of friend to friend, instead of
Mother to Daughter.

They talked about many things. They shared their experiences.
And the daughter learned that there was much to this great lady
that she hadn't known.

One day as they sat on the patio chatting, the daughter noticed
the long neglected rose garden and felt saddened. They spoke of
the garden and the daughter remarked how she used to laugh at
how her mother crawled around in that garden every day, talking
to the flowers, babying them like children.

The Mother smiled with a tear in her eye. She told her daughter
that observations are often misleading. "You see, my dear, that
garden is like a life. Let me explain. Each day I would get down
on my knees and thank God for each of those flowers. I thanked
God for their beauty, their aroma and the peacefulness of that
garden. And I took the opportunity while down there to clean out
those plants.

I got rid of the bugs, the dead pedals and leaves. I pulled the
weeds so that the bushes would grow healthy and robust. I saw
that garden as life. Each bush was an effort, each flower was
the blessing brought forth from that effort. And it was all
because God gave me the opportunity to try. And, as you can see,
like life, when the garden is not tended, the bushes become
wild, lanky and heavily barbed. They tangle among themselves.
Flowers become fewer and smaller, less aromatic. Until it
becomes so tangled and overgrown that it no longer resembles the
beautiful garden it had once been.

When you saw me crawling, I was praying. When you saw me talking
to the flowers, I was talking to God."

We each have a rose garden. How we tend that garden will
determine the beauty that it wields. But the thing to remember
is this: tending the garden cannot happen until we come to our
knees and get closer to the flowers. We need to take the
opportunity to talk to God, give him thanks and clean out the
dead weeds and pedals through repentance.

This is a great time for us. We have recently paid gratitude to
our military, the people who protect our liberties and freedoms.
And we have the opportunity soon to take a day and give thanks
for all that we hold dear.

Sadly, we have forgotten what Thanksgiving is about. A day
reserved for offering our thanks and gratitude to God, has
become a day to eat, drink, sleep and get ready to hit the Black
Friday sales at midnight. It has become just another day,
differing only by the fact that we have a great big meal.

When was the last time you got to your knees to tend your
garden. "Give thanks unto God in ALL things." THAT IS A
COMMANDMENT, not a request. Take time to think about the many
blessings you have been given. Approach this Holiday Season with
"AN ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE"!
 

beensetfree

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Generous Asset
Your Tantrums


It will be awhile before you leave most of your tantrums behind.

Until then, you can expect to deal with outbursts of anger and
frustration on a regular basis.

You can cut down on the frequency of your tantrums by making
sure you get enough sleep and eat well during the day.

It helps to take a nap during the day.

It's probably unrealistic to expect you to sit still for three
square meals a day, so try a variety of foods (yogurt, pizza,
fruit, vegetables, cheese and crackers) throughout the day to
keep hunger pangs at bay.

Remember, when you are hungry and sleep-deprived, it is a
meltdown waiting to happen.



Does this sound like you or someone you know?

It is someone whom my wife and I know.

It is someone very close to us.

It is our two-year-old son, Christian.

I just changed the words of advice that professionals give
parents of toddlers to make it personal for Christian.
I will read it to him as soon as he sits still long enough.

It is amazing how that advice fits adults so well.

Remember, when you are hungry and sleep-deprived,
it is a meltdown waiting to happen.
 

drifteri

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It is AIVA that lives in the dark and loves the darkness. Christians live in the light because Jesus is the Light of the world.

Dumbass, gong cheebye lot of craps and bullshit. The sun is the true light of the world as it provides light agnostic of religion. Jesus is the opposite that caused division, killing and torture by millions, raping, forcing humanity to line to religion by threat of hell and more and more....
 
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