Aiyah, everyone, isn't it obvious? Gay Loong cannot be caned by the same cane used on all the other students mah. His backside is special, and a cane that has touched the backside of hundreds of nanyang students is too proletariat to be used on him. His cane was a specially made Pierre cardin model, and was reserved only for his backside. Nothing is too good for clown prince, OK?
I thot Nanyang Primary was a girls' school where more than 90% are girls. Maybe thats why our PM inherited all the girls' mannerisms since young. Maybe he even squat down to pee.