as a lo-so unker i don’t need $100 to feel rich. $69 will do. while you hang out with hi-so m&ds i’ll loli loso with lo-so lians and bengs in a heartland kopitiam. 1 kopi kau kau kan tahan for 6 to 9 hours of kpkb and talking kock.
hokay, you can catch-up with sweetiepie's unker and can beo the beer auntie's undies with the veri-close veins.
as for me, i'll berbicara and cakap-cakap with my newfound hi-so pals and pronounce it as "sembawank" with a mat-salleh accent. and try to assimilate by adding an extra "s" into every sentence as they do.
heck, i'll even pronounce tam-pines as tampenis and introduce myself as samshuddin, and they can use the easier and shorter england version and call me "sam".
steady tak?