• IP addresses are NOT logged in this forum so there's no point asking. Please note that this forum is full of homophobes, racists, lunatics, schizophrenics & absolute nut jobs with a smattering of geniuses, Chinese chauvinists, Moderate Muslims and last but not least a couple of "know-it-alls" constantly sprouting their dubious wisdom. If you believe that content generated by unsavory characters might cause you offense PLEASE LEAVE NOW! Sammyboy Admin and Staff are not responsible for your hurt feelings should you choose to read any of the content here.

    The OTHER forum is HERE so please stop asking.

I dreamt about myself lying in a coffin last night

bigcockman

Alfrescian
Loyal
In my dream, I was lying peacefully inside my coffin.

Then I saw Papa flying around in the air. He was floating behind my living mother, younger brother and sobbing GF (or wife? She looked much older in the dream vs real life. Her tummy was also a bit big. Oh no! Was she pregnant with my child?). :thumbsdown:

I also saw my lady boss. Her eyes were terribly swollen and silently sobbing away. She was suppressing her sorrows for me. I could tell that she was the most affected, amongst all the people gathering around my coffin. :frown:

She came over to my face. She put her right hand on my puffy embalmed face. Her tears dropped, and one of those hit my face. It smudged my makeup. I was like Hello!?! Can you stop destroying my handsome face! Please! :FU:

Anyway, I told her I love her very very much and we should have been an item when I was alive. I also told her making love with her was very enjoyable, with her in control of the tempo and rhythm. I also said that I would miss burrowing my face at her breasts, as she stroked my BC to maturity. Unfortunately, she couldn't hear a single word of what I said. It was damn sad lor. :cry:

Then I looked at my Flying Papa who was looking at us all these while. I asked him why was he flying around like Superman at my wake and it was giving me a fucking headache!

He said : "Son, you are already dead like me. We do not have a body attached to our spirits, so of course your spirit will be able to fly soon like Papa, after your fire cremation".

WTF!

Curious, I asked Papa why was he still around on Planet Earth, and why wasn't he in heaven, purgatory or hell? He replied that he also doesn't know why.

Then, I asked him what powers he has, other than flying around like a fucking idiotic Superman? He said : "None. I don't have the power to intervene in human things".

So I asked him what the fuck he had been doing all these years since he died, with no fucking powers!

This time he said with a wryly smile : "Son, I have been watching you. You have been a naughty boy having fun with your big cock. I see you having sex with your different girlfriends and your boss, a couple of times. Unlike me, you are so lousy at fucking. You are weak! You need to be more aggressive and take control! Fuck like a Man!".

Shocked by his reply, I asked him why the fuck he peeped at me when I am making love to my GFs!?! :mad:

He gave me a tight slap on my right cheek and called me a fucking rude child! Then he flew off.

I woke up immediately, wondering why he gotten offended?

And why is he behaving like a fucking perverted spirit watching me making love with my GFs???

Fucking hell, now making love will not be the same again!

I can seriously imagine Papa lurking and lingering somewhere like a pervert watching porn while I'm at it! :confused:

Fuck!
 

tanwahtiu

Alfrescian
Loyal
In my dream, I was lying peacefully inside my coffin.

Then I saw Papa flying around in the air. He was floating behind my living mother, younger brother and sobbing GF (or wife? She looked much older in the dream vs real life. Her tummy was also a bit big. Oh no! Was she pregnant with my child?). :thumbsdown:

I also saw my lady boss. Her eyes were terribly swollen and silently sobbing away. She was suppressing her sorrows for me. I could tell that she was the most affected, amongst all the people gathering around my coffin. :frown:

She came over to my face. She put her right hand on my puffy embalmed face. Her tears dropped, and one of those hit my face. It smudged my makeup. I was like Hello!?! Can you stop destroying my handsome face! Please! :FU:

Anyway, I told her I love her very very much and we should have been an item when I was alive. I also told her making love with her was very enjoyable, with her in control of the tempo and rhythm. I also said that I would miss burrowing my face at her breasts, as she stroked my BC to maturity. Unfortunately, she couldn't hear a single word of what I said. It was damn sad lor. :cry:

Then I looked at my Flying Papa who was looking at us all these while. I asked him why was he flying around like Superman at my wake and it was giving me a fucking headache!

He said : "Son, you are already dead like me. We do not have a body attached to our spirits, so of course your spirit will be able to fly soon like Papa, after your fire cremation".

WTF!

Curious, I asked Papa why was he still around on Planet Earth, and why wasn't he in heaven, purgatory or hell? He replied that he also doesn't know why.

Then, I asked him what powers he has, other than flying around like a fucking idiotic Superman? He said : "None. I don't have the power to intervene in human things".

So I asked him what the fuck he had been doing all these years since he died, with no fucking powers!

This time he said with a wryly smile : "Son, I have been watching you. You have been a naughty boy having fun with your big cock. I see you having sex with your different girlfriends and your boss, a couple of times. Unlike me, you are so lousy at fucking. You are weak! You need to be more aggressive and take control! Fuck like a Man!".

Shocked by his reply, I asked him why the fuck he peeped at me when I am making love to my GFs!?! :mad:

He gave me a tight slap on my right cheek and called me a fucking rude child! Then he flew off.

I woke up immediately, wondering why he gotten offended?

And why is he behaving like a fucking perverted spirit watching me making love with my GFs???

Fucking hell, now making love will not be the same again!

I can seriously imagine Papa lurking and lingering somewhere like a pervert watching porn while I'm at it! :confused:

Fuck!
Me too... I dream of lying in coffin from day 1 was born... born to die .... that's life....

Don't go Buddhism way of death get enlightenment lifestyle after death... fake ahneh cannot trust....

Don't go Christian death John 14:2 go to Jesus father mansions become cleaners.... pass...

Don't go Islamism death... 72 virgins wait for you there may be you have to serve them not vice versa..... not clear instruction from Allahism...
 

LexLuthor

Alfrescian
Loyal
This time he said with a wryly smile : "Son, I have been watching you. You have been a naughty boy having fun with your big cock. I see you having sex with your different girlfriends and your boss, a couple of times. Unlike me, you are so lousy at fucking. You are weak! You need to be more aggressive and take control! Fuck like a Man!".

Shocked by his reply, I asked him why the fuck he peeped at me when I am making love to my GFs!?! :mad:

I can seriously imagine Papa lurking and lingering somewhere like a pervert watching porn while I'm at it! :confused:

Fuck!

I think your papa was pretty forthright. He wasn't watching. He knew you were lousy at fucking because during all your sexual trysts with your GF your papa's soul entered the body of your GF. He wasn't lurking and watching like a pervert. He was your GF during your sexual trysts. :rolleyes:
 

nirvarq

Alfrescian (InfP)
Generous Asset
So basically, when you spread her legs you can imagine your ancestors starts licking away….?

Yummy yummy….
 

SBFNews

Alfrescian
Loyal
Anyway, I told her I love her very very much and we should have been an item when I was alive. I also told her making love with her was very enjoyable, with her in control of the tempo and rhythm. I also said that I would miss burrowing my face at her breasts, as she stroked my BC to maturity. Unfortunately, she couldn't hear a single word of what I said. It was damn sad lor. :cry:
You sure the woman at your coffin is not @ginfreely ?

He gave me a tight slap on my right cheek and called me a fucking rude child! Then he flew off.

This one confirm is @glockman . He is Master Peeping Tom champ lah :sneaky:
 
Last edited:
Top