PART 2
(RING RING)
LHL: PMO, Hsien Loong speaking.
CC: Hello, this is Calvin....
LHL: Calvin who?
CC: Calvin Cheng, you know, the former NMP?
LHL: O! The model agency guy. Yes, what's up? Make it quick.
CC: Hsien Loong (I can call you that, right? Since we're both, you know, natural aristocrats)....
LHL: Call me Mr Prime Minister. You may leave out the 'sir.' What do you want?
CC: Well, since Lui is gone and Josephine lost her seat, I'm wondering if you could appoint me as an NMP and then make me Minister of Transport....
LHL: You just gave me a brilliant idea!
CC: Thank you. Then, it's on?
LHL: O! No, no. You can't make it. I was going to offer the post to Desmond....
CC: You're making Desmond Lee MOT.
LHL: No, not that useless rat face. Desmond Lim Bak Chuan, my mole in SDA. I was wondering how to get him in, seeing that he even lost his deposit.... Thanks, what's your name again?
CC: Calvin....
(DEEEE.)
Post GE2015
(RING RING)
LTK: WP HQ, Low speaking.
LHL: TK, how are you?
LTK: You know how I am. We did better than last time, but still haven't hit our target of 28 seats. You want to withdraw my town council funds, is it?
(BACKGROUND SL IS HEARD SAYING, 'LHL, IS IT? TELL HIM TO FLY KITE, LA!')
LHL: Er no, I'm offering to go into coalition with you, you know PAPzis and WP forming a government together...
LTK: Form government with WP? What for? You got more than enough seats to form a government; you even nearly got your 2/3 majority. Wait... you want to give WP the transport ministry, right? Xiao. I very tired, la. See you in Parliament. Good night.
(DEEEE.)
LHL: Hello. Hello.