Join the Foreign Legion ...after 5 years of service, you become a French citizen. Europe becomes your oyster. Even small time crooks can join the foreign legion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELi7cC85ew4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trWCTukiQMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-msGpMu5qw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELi7cC85ew4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trWCTukiQMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-msGpMu5qw