Damn hot day today, so stayed at home, looked at my Suntec REIT news and smiled.
I decided to videochat my Shenzhen darling, wanked off in bed and dozed off.
I felt a strange tingling sensation on my nipples as I was sleeping and dreamed that my darling was right next to me, nibbling on me, as I got a second erection.
Then I woke up and realised it was a dream - but the nibbing was real.
What happened was that my cum spurted on my chest and nipples and after I fell asleep, some ants crawled on me and bit me there.
It's a damn shiok feeling. Ouch!
I can achieve an ejaculation by just tickling my nipples whilst sitting down in front of my PC and looking at photos of Mario Gotze's girlfriend.
You should get a checkup. Ants won't be attracted to dried semen unless you have diabetes.
NOTE: For those of you not in the know, Mario Gotze was the MAN OF THE MATCH in the World Cup Finals between Germany and Argentina. He scored the deciding goal in the 113th minute during extra time, and Germany clinched the World Cup after a dry spell of 24 years.